1.Someone says "Why do you have all those numbers tattooed on your hand?", and you reply "Those arenâ€™t tattoos, theyâ€™re die imprints."
2.Your elven fighter has had sex within the last six years - and you havenâ€™t.
3.You decide to play a zombie, just so you and your character can have the same skin color.
4.Youâ€™ve been surviving so long on Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and pizza that your body now contains more plastic than your dice.
5.You can recite, verbatim, every single rule from the DMGâ€¦.but you canâ€™t remember how many kids you have.
6.You sign personal correspondences with your characterâ€™s name.
7.After months of work, you have made up the entire dwarven language - words, rules of vocabulary, the whole lot. You are bilingual, and can now speak fluid dwarven. Your friends stare at you strangely, and no one will sit on the same side of the table as you.
8.Drug addict and alcoholic friends of yours often stop you to say "Dude, get a grip".
9.Your "If I won the lottery" plans involve creating: (a) a really cool gaming room, and (b) hiring actors to play monsters so that you and your friends can RP for real.
10.Youâ€™d rather roll up characters than win the lottery.