Description: New videos every other Wednesday! Starting TODAY!!!! Remy is back, and taking on challengers in the wild world of the Magic: The Gathering card game! Check back for more adventures every other Wednesday! www.twitter.com/goremy www.facebook.com/pages/GoRemy/100269801580 www.revision3.com/goremy www.goremy.com Lyrics: I got my black backpack and I'm ready to roll with my crew, everybody yeah, it's out of control got an itch, I'm-a scratch it and it's gonna be tragic I got a big ol' hankering aw yeah, for playing some Magic so I'm busting out my cards gonna make me some decks You gonna pack them full of spells? Baby, what you expect?? Got my dice, got my sleeves got my life count meter you talk to any girls today? No. Yeah, me neither I'm a Planeswalker oh, I'm a master of sorcery a Lightning Bolt to the dome if you ever come close to me try me in a battle and I won't be worse you're messing with the baddest mother in the multiverse Mono red, mono black blue control, stompy greeny gonna take you down my strategy is white weenie tapping all my mana I pay the entwine you never saw a mystic wizard casting spells sweet as mine but I only tap plains ain't nobody can touch me I like white weenie so much they call me Jerry Sandusky you fellas want to play this other game the cards are kinda smaller, I can grab it? Nah, son! we're playing Magic! up at work oh man, I'm clamoring when I'm speakin' in my sleep and when I'm stammering when I'm thinkin' in the sink and when I'm lathering all I'm thinking about is playing Magic the Gathering! starting up a new game I'm a roll my D20 gonna play first, aw yeah it's gonna be money Draw seven cards and I look at my hand I'm like a Palestinian I ain't got no land! Peel six cards hand looks alright look at Carl Icahn looking for a proxy fight What, I can't use proxies? No, you can't. Well why can't I? Because unlike the state of Georgia you ain't got a Savannah Rampant Growth, Rampant Growth dropping lands like a fool accelerating into trees like Oksana Bayoul because my deck straight features big fat creatures turn them sideways and then I'm gonna beat ya What you playing? Tribal Cats. Man, that deck's lookin' stupid you should call it kitty litter-- all you're doing is scooping Switching to Fish you're about to get bent I thought you only played white, Remy yeah, but it's Lent Looking to buy? Well, guy, I be your man I'm your one stop shop when it comes to contraband collectable foils best check on your eyelids so many $10 cards you'd think that this was Papyrus Got any Standard rares? Give this a quality good look it's got more Type II than a Paula Dean cookbook I don't see any counterspells my supplies are scary need so much permission, man you'd think I was married Attack phase! I'm using the stack and go 187 all up on your dragon Attacking! Wait, how'd that dude get bigger You're like Plaxico Burress-- you don't understand triggers Think I'll be defeated? Better check your sobriety The only thing that I ain't beaten is my social anxiety Drop a Serra Angel and I'm moving fast Tap my mana THEN I TAP DA--oh wait. It's Vigilant. Sorry.
Date: June 28, 2012 3:29 AM PDT