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That's not entirely true, but it is what I tell my mother. I am the second child after all. If I didn't look just like my dad and have the same weird quirks and obsessions as my mom, I'd think they adopted me when I was 3. Why? Because that's when I first started seeing myself in pictures. Okay, that's not entirely true either. I am in a few pictures as a baby but that's only because I happened to be in the background of the picture they were taking of my brother. He was expressionless! He lacked personality until he was 26! They called him "Old Stoneface!" Come on-- I was a cute, chubby baby with an alarming amount of black hair. Who wouldn't want to take pictures of that?

Anyway, I'm determined to not let the "second child syndrome" happen to this little lovely so it is my pleasure to