Wanted: Teabag FaceRaper Warforged Fighter
Teabag FaceRaper, aka T-Bot, aka The Walking Extinction Level Event, aka
The Hulking Abomination, aka The Terror of Toril, aka The Planetary Sunder from
Down under, is wanted by the gods (all of them) on charges of Omnicide all
across Toril. Should you encounter this living engine of destruction, please
arrange for the swift, but orderly, evacuation of your hamlet, village, town,
city, or metropolis and the surrounding territories.
This warforged curse upon creation may be recognized by his:
* Spike encrusted body
* Greataxe with extra spike protrusions
* Spiked gauntlets
* Spiked shield
* Adornment of various skulls, including but limited to:
* Numerous Goblin skulls in the form of belts and bandoleers
* Orc Skulls for kneecaps and shoulder plates
*
...
