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3 months ago ::
Feb 26, 2013 - 4:50PM
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So, no. Football is like a damn fine guy or gal, and soccer is more like an ugly stripper.
If sports were girls? Football is a big girl...she might be able to dance ballet, but she could also probably beat you up. Football (soccer) is toned and beautiful , capable of great athletic feats and headers.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 26, 2013 - 6:55PM
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So, no. Football is like a damn fine guy or gal, and soccer is more like an ugly stripper.
If sports were girls? Football is a big girl...she might be able to dance ballet, but she could also probably beat you up.
Funny you should mention that. One of the greates WR of all time took ballet lessons when he was a kid. He credited those classes with his ability to outjump the defenders. Who was he? 
Football (soccer) is boring and ugly, capable of doing nothing but laying there. But why would you be banging her in the first place?
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3 months ago ::
Feb 26, 2013 - 7:28PM
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Dood, why you gotta be fixing my soccer girl!
Herschel Walker?
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3 months ago ::
Feb 27, 2013 - 5:05AM
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So, no. Football is like a damn fine guy or gal, and soccer is more like an ugly stripper.
Considering one of major complaints about soccer here is "not enough goals" or "low scores", this simile is hilariously inaccurate
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3 months ago ::
Feb 27, 2013 - 6:23AM
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So, no. Football is like a damn fine guy or gal, and soccer is more like an ugly stripper.
Considering one of major complaints about soccer here is "not enough goals" or "low scores", this simile is hilariously inaccurate
...No. The problem is that soccer is boring and the players suck, but not in the fun way.
So unskilled and revolting? Yeah, ugly stripper seems right.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 27, 2013 - 8:17AM
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So, no. Football is like a damn fine guy or gal, and soccer is more like an ugly stripper.
If sports were girls? Football is a big girl...she might be able to dance ballet, but she could also probably beat you up.
Funny you should mention that. One of the greates WR of all time took ballet lessons when he was a kid. He credited those classes with his ability to outjump the defenders. Who was he?
Herschel Walker?
Herschel was a running back. And Olympic bobsledder.
Dood, why you gotta be fixing my soccer girl!
Accuracy. It's important, bro.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 27, 2013 - 4:55PM
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So, no. Football is like a damn fine guy or gal, and soccer is more like an ugly stripper.
If sports were girls? Football is a big girl...she might be able to dance ballet, but she could also probably beat you up.
Funny you should mention that. One of the greates WR of all time took ballet lessons when he was a kid. He credited those classes with his ability to outjump the defenders. Who was he?
Herschel Walker?
Herschel was a running back. And Olympic bobsledder.
Dood, why you gotta be fixing my soccer girl!
Accuracy. It's important, bro.
Soccer girl is fine he way she is.
www.holytaco.com/hot-girls-have-genuine-...
Since I lost, who is the ballet dancing WR?
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3 months ago ::
Feb 27, 2013 - 9:26PM
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Since I lost, who is the ballet dancing WR?
Lynn Swann
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