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4 months ago ::
Feb 01, 2013 - 11:24AM
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LinkIf Jesus didn't need a license why does he? Hell, why do you?
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4 months ago ::
Feb 01, 2013 - 11:27AM
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Worse.
Defense.
Ever.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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4 months ago ::
Feb 01, 2013 - 4:11PM
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"The gloves don't fit" was a lame defense also.
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4 months ago ::
Feb 01, 2013 - 4:23PM
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So was "The Twinkies made me crazy!" But they worked.
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4 months ago ::
Feb 01, 2013 - 4:39PM
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From more than one account, Twinkies could potentially survive a nuclear war or an apocalypse. That it may have some negative impact on a human psych is a perfectly possible side-effect of its consumption.
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4 months ago ::
Feb 01, 2013 - 4:54PM
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Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.
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4 months ago ::
Feb 01, 2013 - 11:17PM
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Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.
Well, back then, they didn't require a license, did they?
Also, Jesus kinda just touched people and healed them... none of this drilling and pulling crap.
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4 months ago ::
Feb 02, 2013 - 12:01AM
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If jesus could turn water to wine, just think what he could do with lawn clippings! 
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4 months ago ::
Feb 02, 2013 - 6:17AM
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Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.
Unliscensed lisik surgery. 
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4 months ago ::
Feb 02, 2013 - 6:18AM
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Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.
Well, back then, they didn't require a license, did they?
Also, Jesus kinda just touched people and healed them... none of this drilling and pulling crap.
Doing that today would get him tossed in jail.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
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