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Flag SadClownIsSad December 28, 2012 9:06 PM PST
Your are sent back in time to fix one very specific thing.
Who sent you and what is it?
Flag Hipster_Cat December 28, 2012 9:16 PM PST
I send myself to prevent the apparition of religions.

Mysterious stranger with no avatar, maybe you should put an image of toe shoes to give yourself some personality and help us remember who you are. 
Flag trappedslider December 28, 2012 9:25 PM PST
I would fix the fact that this forum the Off Topic existTongue Out and or make it harder to sing up with an alternate account
Flag Ragnar_Lodbrok December 28, 2012 9:31 PM PST
I send myself to make myself a god.
Flag SadClownIsSad December 28, 2012 10:52 PM PST
H_C, I'll fix the avatar soon... I just need a new haircut... and good idea right there but curious about how you'd make it happen.
I lurked quite a bit but I'm basically new around here so no worries about alternate accounts.


R_L, How you go about that? Which population/time period  would your godhood subdue first?
Flag The_Silversword December 28, 2012 10:55 PM PST
I send myself back in time to stop trappedslider!
Flag SadClownIsSad December 28, 2012 10:57 PM PST

Dec 28, 2012 -- 10:55PM, The_Silversword wrote:

I send myself back in time to stop trappedslider!




It worked!

Flag Ragnar_Lodbrok December 28, 2012 11:21 PM PST
Probably start in Western Europe around 800 CE, after aquainting myself better with at least Latin, and probably Old Norse as well, as both were widely spoken. I'd make sure to bring some modern weaponry, probably an assault carbine (an AK-74 would probably be best simply because of its sturdiness) for personal defense and to act as an intimidation factor. I would absorb as much knowledge on shipbuilding, early iron mining techniques, basic metallurgy, and animal husbandry beforehand, and try to find out some common gestures among extant Midwestern indigenous North American groups before I set out. 
I would then get horses and goats, as well as tools for metalworking and other pursuits. These would be loaded onto the finest ship I can have made, crewed by the most reliable and intelligent people I can find, ideally both men and women, all in good health. The next step would be to sail to North America and contact the Mound Builder cultures and try to instate myself as a person of power while working to mold a civilization that would last long enough and become advanced enough to give Columbus a warm, painful welcome.
Deification isn't really the right term for my goal, I suppose. Being responsible for the rise of an enlightened and humane civilization as close to perfect as I can get it and therefore being known for the rest of human history in this new alternate universe is a closer description.
Flag trappedslider December 29, 2012 12:21 AM PST

Dec 28, 2012 -- 10:57PM, SadClownIsSad wrote:

Dec 28, 2012 -- 10:55PM, The_Silversword wrote:

I send myself back in time to stop trappedslider!




It worked!




Note I never said WHEN I would make it stop from existing


Dec 28, 2012 -- 11:21PM, Ragnar_Lodbrok wrote:

Probably start in Western Europe around 800 CE, after aquainting myself better with at least Latin, and probably Old Norse as well, as both were widely spoken. I'd make sure to bring some modern weaponry, probably an assault carbine (an AK-74 would probably be best simply because of its sturdiness) for personal defense and to act as an intimidation factor. I would absorb as much knowledge on shipbuilding, early iron mining techniques, basic metallurgy, and animal husbandry beforehand, and try to find out some common gestures among extant Midwestern indigenous North American groups before I set out. I would then get horses and goats, as well as tools for metalworking and other pursuits. These would be loaded onto the finest ship I can have made, crewed by the most reliable and intelligent people I can find, ideally both men and women, all in good health. The next step would be to sail to North America and contact the Mound Builder cultures and try to instate myself as a person of power while working to mold a civilization that would last long enough and become advanced enough to give Columbus a warm, painful welcome. Deification isn't really the right term for my goal, I suppose. Being responsible for the rise of an enlightened and humane civilization as close to perfect as I can get it and therefore being known for the rest of human history in this new alternate universe is a closer description.





so your plan is to act out the novel Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus

Flag ADHadh December 29, 2012 6:36 AM PST
I send myself a few yeas back, find teenage me and slap myself upside down the head.
Flag Ragnar_Lodbrok December 29, 2012 10:21 AM PST

Dec 29, 2012 -- 12:21AM, trappedslider wrote:

so your plan is to act out the novel Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus



Never heard of it. The plan is to manipulate history to (hopefully) create an ideal society that will do what humanity was born to do. Setting things up so that European colonization of the Americas meets very firm opposition is part of that.

Flag Pontiac December 29, 2012 2:31 PM PST
Flag trappedslider December 29, 2012 5:20 PM PST

Dec 29, 2012 -- 10:21AM, Ragnar_Lodbrok wrote:

Dec 29, 2012 -- 12:21AM, trappedslider wrote:

so your plan is to act out the novel Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus



Never heard of it. The plan is to manipulate history to (hopefully) create an ideal society that will do what humanity was born to do. Setting things up so that European colonization of the Americas meets very firm opposition is part of that.




here's a thing from amazon:

Sponsored by the organization Pastwatch, which uses a machine called TruSite II to view the past in remarkable detail, the "Columbus Project" is headed by Tagiri, whose TruSite viewing of the horrors of slavery has prompted her to revise the famed explorer's agenda. Tagiri sends into the past her daughter, Diko, a Mayan descendent named Hunahpu and a man named Kemal, a prickly sort whose initial skepticism is transformed into a fierce commitment to change the past. Armed with devices from the future, the three return to 1492, determined to transform Columbus from a gold-seeking pirate into a proponent of world peace and global unity.

www.amazon.com/Pastwatch-The-Redemption-...


infact one of things they do is sabotage Columbus' ships so he can't retrun   
 

Flag homicidal_squirrel December 29, 2012 7:01 PM PST

Dec 29, 2012 -- 10:21AM, Ragnar_Lodbrok wrote:

so your plan is to act out the novel Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus



Never heard of it. The plan is to manipulate history to (hopefully) create an ideal society that will do what humanity was born to do. Setting things up so that European colonization of the Americas meets very firm opposition is part of that.




here's a thing from amazon:

Sponsored by the organization Pastwatch, which uses a machine called TruSite II to view the past in remarkable detail, the "Columbus Project" is headed by Tagiri, whose TruSite viewing of the horrors of slavery has prompted her to revise the famed explorer's agenda. Tagiri sends into the past her daughter, Diko, a Mayan descendent named Hunahpu and a man named Kemal, a prickly sort whose initial skepticism is transformed into a fierce commitment to change the past. Armed with devices from the future, the three return to 1492, determined to transform Columbus from a gold-seeking pirate into a proponent of world peace and global unity.

www.amazon.com/Pastwatch-The-Redemption-...


infact one of things they do is sabotage Columbus' ships so he can't retrun


Overrated and hateful author. Overrated books.

Flag bone_naga December 30, 2012 5:25 PM PST
I would be sent back by myself with a single phrase to deliver into the past "hit it and quit it".
Flag homicidal_squirrel December 30, 2012 6:24 PM PST

That would have been helpful for you.
Flag bone_naga December 30, 2012 7:54 PM PST

Dec 30, 2012 -- 6:24PM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

That would have been helpful for you.



Immensely

Flag The_Silversword December 30, 2012 8:51 PM PST

Dec 30, 2012 -- 7:54PM, bone_naga wrote:

Dec 30, 2012 -- 6:24PM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

That would have been helpful for you.



Immensely




I dont understand, why wold you want to quit it? I find that hitting it does me a world of wonders, improves my mood greatly, oh, Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I think im talking about something else entirely.

Flag mellored December 31, 2012 10:57 AM PST
I went back to stop time machines from existing.

err... would go back...  
Flag The_Silversword December 31, 2012 8:53 PM PST

Dec 28, 2012 -- 9:25PM, trappedslider wrote:

I would fix the fact that this forum the Off Topic existTongue Out and or make it harder to sing up with an alternate account




The fact that its still here proves that I was successful!!

Flag The_Silversword December 31, 2012 8:56 PM PST

Dec 31, 2012 -- 10:57AM, mellored wrote:

I went back to stop time machines from existing.

err... would go back...  




I was pretty lonely watching the assassination of Lincoln, so you must of succedded! Even though I dont know how to spell succedded!

Flag Zombie_Babies January 2, 2013 6:43 AM PST
You would send me back in time to do that thing I did last Tuesday again ... but on Monday this time.
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