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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:48AM
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I was only redescribing the event with the presented data.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:56AM
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His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
Umm ... yeah. That's not an exclusively gay thing. Like, at all. You need to get out more. I'm not sayin' you need to try everything under the sun or anything like that - only do what you're comfortable doing. It's just that there's this great big world out there that you seem to be mostly unaware of.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 3:04PM
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Biting dogs can work out in your favor. If you've got a nippy dog just bite it back. That shows it you're the boss and it'll leave you alone. When you don't have that owner/pet dynamic, however, it's probably a less advisable course of action.
Of course you shouldn't try that on dogs trained to deal with aggressive people. Like police dogs 
Oh, and it's Australia. Home of this guy.
So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally...
I would feel insulted, but I'm not that good I think.
And I have enough taste not to drink beer or PBR
I also know corn-based swill ain't whiskey.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 7:18PM
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Sure, blame the interwebz and not bad parenting.
Its alot easier and that leaves more time for heavy drinking and hitting each other in front of the children.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 7:41PM
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I see you both ahve a closed mind.
It's only polite to close while you chew.
The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable. Thye never drank before and were just curious.
... seriously? Ok, first, how old were these kids? Second, who the hell says "I'm curious about drinking, let's stick a tampon up my butt 'cause I hear it works faster"? Yeesh, guy needs to teach his kids something about judgement. And **** "oh, they're just impressionable". That's as bad as "boys will be boys". Kids are smarter then you give them credit for, and if they're clever enough to get a bottle of vodka and tampons while underage and think it's better to shove it up their ass instead of drinking it, it's not a problem of intelligence or impressionability, but one of wisdom.
And, yeah, that's something that can be taught.
Face it... school, the internet, their friends... that'll teach them about the world. But values, wisdom and good judgement comes from their parents.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 7:47PM
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Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned.
I should know.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 8:13PM
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Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned.
I should know.
Well, if you do something incredibly stupid, please post a link to the youtube video. It is required by law. 
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 8:14PM
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Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned.
I should know.
Damn, I only have a year to do that, then.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 9:16PM
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Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.
You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon.
His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
Why else would they be inserting things in there? And how is being gay going to make them bad people?
We both know the answer to that.
Truenamer you wouldn't happen to be from the rural midwest would you?
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6 months ago ::
Dec 12, 2012 - 6:00AM
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Every day.  Srsly, he makes me laugh. We argue a lot but he's a good dood. And he brings a certain spark to conversations here. Oh well, once 5e launches he'll probably be back more.
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