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6 months ago ::
Dec 10, 2012 - 6:04PM
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Spoiler:
Show
I am the Magic Man.
(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)
I am the Lawnmower Man.
(I AM GOD HERE!)
I am the Skull God.
(Koo Koo Ka Choo)
There are reasons they call me Mad...
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6 months ago ::
Dec 10, 2012 - 6:11PM
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''It was a nasty bite, not too much blood but there is a portion of his skin missing on the right biceps.
He got off easy. I've seen police dogs do much worse.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM
Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
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Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 6:01AM
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What an idiot. You're not supposed to bite the dog until it's properly cooked. Otherwise, that's just gross.
I am ORCutus of Borg, 3 of 6. Resistance... is futile. Your life as it has been... is over. From this time forward... you will service... us.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 6:17AM
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Biting dogs can work out in your favor. If you've got a nippy dog just bite it back. That shows it you're the boss and it'll leave you alone. When you don't have that owner/pet dynamic, however, it's probably a less advisable course of action.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 8:08AM
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The guy got lucky the dog didn't turn and get his face or neck. I saw a police dog wreck a guy's angle. I imagine it would be easier to avage the face or neck.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM
Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 9:46AM
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Such lack of sympathy. And again with drugs. Giving kids bad ideas.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 9:50AM
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Such lack of sympathy. And again with drugs. Giving kids bad ideas.
Why are you even here? Don't you have a bunch of frivolous lawsuits to file?
I am ORCutus of Borg, 3 of 6. Resistance... is futile. Your life as it has been... is over. From this time forward... you will service... us.
Resident flaming Frickin' Awesome Guy
Flamboyant Flamer of the House of Trolls
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 9:53AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 17, 2012
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Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 9:55AM
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Sure, blame the interwebz and not bad parenting.
Boraxe wrote: "Knowledge of the rules and creativity are great attributes for a DM, but knowing when to cut loose and when to hold back, when to follow the rules and when to discard them, in order to enhance the enjoyment of the game is the most important DM skill of all."
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 9:56AM
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Date Joined:
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Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons.
So you think it's a good idea to repeat these ideas and try to tamp them down as a parent and authority figure (as far as kids are concerned)? Yeah, kids never do stuff just cuz it's what some old dood told them not to do. 
Srsly, though. If some kid decides to feed Fido some Vanilla Sky cuz of something he read here, well, that ain't on me. That's on his obviously terrible parents.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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