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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:20AM
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I see you both ahve a closed mind.
Seiously though, do you know anyone who has used a vodka soaked tampon or had a kid who did? I really want to know.
Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.
The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable. Thye never drank before and were just curious.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:22AM
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[Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.
The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable. Thye never drank before and were just curious.
And they still haven't. 
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:29AM
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Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.
You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon.
The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable. Thye never drank before and were just curious.
Typical signs of bad parenting.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:32AM
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Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.
You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon.
His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:35AM
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His kids aren't gay. They are good boys.
So, in your mind, the two are mutually exclusive?
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:36AM
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His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
And now the line has been crossed from annoying to downright rude. The hell is wrong with you?
And, dude, guys sticking objects of a certain shape down there... yeah, not seeing booze having anything to do with it.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:38AM
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So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally...
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:38AM
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Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.
You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon.
His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
Why else would they be inserting things in there?
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:39AM
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Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.
You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon.
His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
Why else would they be inserting things in there? And how is being gay going to make them bad people?
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.
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6 months ago ::
Dec 11, 2012 - 10:46AM
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So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally...
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