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7 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 1:10PM
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Because we all know a Paladin cannot save anyone if his teeth don't count as a radiant close blast attack.
Hey, dental health is important, even for those classes supernaturally immune to gingivitis and halitosis.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 1:46PM
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Dude, wouldn't it be easier to start a blog or something?
This, a thousand times over. Please, stop cluttering our forums with these kinds of posts. You're walking a very thin line towards becoming a Bajatmerc. Really, you don't want to go there.
Oh, I don't really mind the posts. Some get an actual discussion going, so that's good. If it starts to bother me, there's always the Block function.
Just wanted to suggest it. He obviously has a lot of ideas, and a blog is a more traditional stage for those.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 2:18PM
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there's always the Block function.
Noted, and done. So tired of posters like this.
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 "You notice a large piece of mold clinging to your toothbrush. What do you do?"
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The standard d4 is somewhat (SOMEWHAT) rounded on the top, the older models are even flat. The Lego is shaped in such a way that in an emergency, you can use one as a makeshift surgical knife.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 3:02PM
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Date Joined:
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A Paladin 'lays tha Smack down' on those who would call themselves "Paladins" even though they pay homage to foul denizens of entropy and destruction.
Some paladins say "fie" a lot, certes anon. Some speak faux latin. Many are indeed outwardly clean in appearance, but most know outward appearances are less important than the courage of their conviction and the righteousness of their cause... which is smiting stuff.
They have dudley do-rite chins which they wash to a shine.
A rogue with a bowl of slop can be a controller.
WIZARD PC: Can I substitute Celestial Roc Guano for my fireball spells?
DM: Awesome. Yes.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 4:14PM
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Because we all know a Paladin cannot save anyone if his teeth don't count as a radiant close blast attack.
This reminds me of the time the party's rogue stealthily sewed a button to the seat of the paladin's underwear while he was sleeping, and the wizard cast a light spell on it. The rogue then weakened the seams in the paladin's pants so they'd rip easily.
In the morning, the paladin wakes up and puts his pants on, not noticing the light spell since he's sitting on it.
Half the day goes by with the characters wandering around the town. During the midday meal at the tavern, the paladin is standing at the bar and the rogue rolls a coin across the floor. When it hits the bar, the paladin bends over to pick it up, the seat of his pants splits open and the light spell is revealed...
As the rogue yells out, "Ye Gods, it's true! The sun really does shine out of his ***!" 
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(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)
I am the Lawnmower Man.
(I AM GOD HERE!)
I am the Skull God.
(Koo Koo Ka Choo)
There are reasons they call me Mad...
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7 months ago ::
Nov 22, 2012 - 7:07AM
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Dude, wouldn't it be easier to start a blog or something?
This, a thousand times over. Please, stop cluttering our forums with these kinds of posts. You're walking a very thin line towards becoming a Bajatmerc. Really, you don't want to go there.
Oh god i'm not the only one who thought these posts were getting stupid. I mean no offence to the guy but all it has been is his interpretation of a random rule, there are no questions or no discussion elements, it's just a statement and that is it.
It's like me making a post saying "A ranseur is 6ft long and made of wood". It adds nothing.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 22, 2012 - 4:59PM
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But with out the OP's thread we would not have read wrecan's white collar 9-5 paladin timeline.
Reminded me of a concept for a parody our group came up with.
Combining the comic strip Dilbert with St. Cuthbert the lawful (bueracratic) god from classic D&D.
The sea looks at the stabillity of the mountian and sighs.
The mountian watches the freedom of the sea and cries.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 22, 2012 - 5:02PM
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A paladin does whateverthefrell the paladin's player thinks it best for him to do.
Bingo!
Another day, another three or four entries to my Ignore List.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 22, 2012 - 6:03PM
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A paladin does whateverthefrell the paladin's player thinks it best for him to do.
This.
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