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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 8:24AM
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Dude, seriously? I just explained what happened. Yes, according to the rules they should have stayed on. Know what's better? Flying orcs. I combined forced movement with prone, because the game is supposed to be fun, and this was the perfect opportunity for that. I mean seriously dude?
That sounds hysterical.
Sadly this forum has kinda been under heavy attack from a bunch of trolls recently, and some people have gone into hostile-defensive mode as a result. The moderators have cleaned up some of the trolling, but certain trolls are still posting merrily away... so yeah.
A bit of bunker mentality, which happens on forums far too often (I don't know why, but to a certain sort of teenage mindset, "forum invasions" are fun and cool).
On behalf of everyone who enjoys funny improv, that sounds amazing.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 8:29AM
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Ah trolls. I hate the death penalty... but would support it fully for trolls.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 9:56AM
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To defend Salla, the OP posted his story with no other comments, and Salla merely asked what his point was. I to was confused by the post as it did not seem to have a point, and really was not very descriptive.
Same here. I thought it was an amusing story, but as I read it, I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. I felt that there had to be some agenda, some criticism that the OP was trying make through the use of an anecdote.
I don't feel it's just this board that makes readers like this, it's the internet. No offense intended.
Welcome Nick.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 1:59PM
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Ah trolls. I hate the death penalty... but would support it fully for trolls.
What is considered a troll? From what I've seen people tend to classify Trolls as people that have different opinions than them, and tends to be blunt with their opinions, and express them freely. Does being brutally honest really need the death penalty? And opinions are made to be expressed freely.
“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.” - H. P. Lovecraft Games I Play: - D&D 4e - D&D 3.5 - AD&D 2e - Pathfinder - Call of Cthulhu
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 2:24PM
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Jun 24, 2012
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It was a gernaly insult to trolls. Also no, Swampdog, there was nothing meant by it. No critisism, not even an anectdote. Just something funny. I mean I honestly did not think I needed to explain how the Styracosaurus flipped, sending all the orcs flying in a very humourous way, all because of something smaller than a pebble. Not a complaint, or critisism. JUST funny. WHY do people KEEP complaining about it?
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 4:37PM
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It was a gernaly insult to trolls. Also no, Swampdog, there was nothing meant by it. No critisism, not even an anectdote. Just something funny. I mean I honestly did not think I needed to explain how the Styracosaurus flipped, sending all the orcs flying in a very humourous way, all because of something smaller than a pebble. Not a complaint, or critisism. JUST funny. WHY do people KEEP complaining about it?
I agree with you it was a funny story.
All I meant was that it is very unusual (at least on these boards) for a poster to put up a story like that without a reason other than "A funny thing occurred during our game." If such is a post is done, it usually has a thread title or intro stating such.
When you begin a post by simply telling an anecdote, I think it's a natural reaction to try to determine the point of the anecdote while reading it. It's like someone comes up and starts telling you a joke without first saying "Here's a funny joke..." It's gonna take a bit for it to sink in to the listener that you are telling a joke.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 5:28PM
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Apple the Hyper Gladiator Ninja Pixie would have to agree with this silliness. Of course, nobody says it's silly to his face, as he has a very nice Spartan Boot he would like to show to anyone who days defy his wrath.
Always right, 102% of the time.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 6:03PM
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State of the forums must really suck, then. For years beforehand, when people tried to get me to try the game I was always told not to come on the forums. People STILL warn me. Evidentally it was or a reaon.
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7 months ago ::
Nov 13, 2012 - 7:48PM
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A panda walks into a diner, sits at the counter, and orders a sandwich. After eating the sandwich, he carefully wipes his mouth and fingers with a napkin before calmly pulling out a gun and blowing away the other six customers in the diner. He then puts away the gun and strolls casually toward the door. As he passes by the hysterically screaming waitress, she manages to choke out the question, "But...but... Why???" The panda wordlessly hands her a dictionary, bookmarked at the page containing the word "panda". The entry reads, "Panda - noun. A large black and white mammal of Asian origin. Eats, shoots, and leaves."
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
As a completely written medium, the internet isn't inherently capable of conveying many nuances of spoken communication, particularly tone of voice. In order to convey those sorts of nuances, one must operate within the limits of punctuation, sentence structure, syntax, and word choice, as those are the tools available.
"So yeah, that happened."
As a thread title, this could be taken several ways. Clearly, there was an event that you felt was worth bringing up, but in the body of the post you don't actually tell us anything about your motivations or reasons for bringing it up. Was it positive, as in,"hell yeah, did you see that?" Or was it negative, as in, "So this thing happened, and I'm not happy with it..."? Personally, as phrased, I felt it gave a somewhat negative connotation... "So yeah - pause - that happened... (And I think I feel the need to say something about it)."
The rest of the post simply lists facts. Clearly these facts are presented in a manner meant to lead the reader to a specific conclusion. Given that the first three or four sentences are dedicated to pointing out the miniscule size of the pixie and their weapon and ammunition, and then listing a specific power and its damage and effects, one gets the impression (if one assumes a negative connotation of the post's title) that you apparently feel there's some discrepancy or disconnect between the two. This leads the reader to the conclusion that you take issue with the fact that a foot-tall pixie with a slingshot and a grain of sand took out an orcish war party riding on a dinosaur with one shot... On these forums, generally when someone makes a post with a somewhat leading title and then presents an anecdote without commenting on it, it's a sign that the poster expects the rest of the forums to "get it", i.e., come to the same conclusions/feel the same way as they did. It's a somewhat confrontational style of posting, actually. This is compounded by the large number of posts put up when the pixie was originally released by angry forumites who disputed the designers' decision to favor simple and workable racial mechanics over an adherance to the verisimilitude of the game world's "physics" - to wit, pixies weren't restricted to tiny low-damage weapons, inability to wear heavy armor because of weight limits on flight and massive physical penalties compared to medium-sized creatures.
To be honest, if your original post's title had read, "So yeah that happened..." or "So yeah that just happened", without the comma, it would have come across with a more neutral connotation. Removing the word "so" from it would give it an even more positive spin - "Yeah, that just happened." Adding an emoticon in the title would also have gotten your intention across more clearly. (In the future, you might want to consider making liberal use of the emoticons available on this forum.)
On a further pixie-related note, the visual image of a foot-tall pixie grappler fighter or other defender physically throwing medium-sized opponents around the room might be immensely entertaining, but it's literally possible in 4E - in fact, it's actually an immensely effective mechanical character concept.
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I am the Lawnmower Man. (I AM GOD HERE!)
I am the Skull God. (Koo Koo Ka Choo)
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7 months ago ::
Nov 14, 2012 - 2:04AM
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I liked your story. I also liked Zathris' picture of John McCain. That is all.
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