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... before you die.

It's Nibiru! And its headed right for us!! run for your lives!! Oh I guess theres no where we can really run to, we're screwed.

by your left big toenail

duude thats messed up, you know that i lost my left big toenail in that shark ****ing accident.

First, what is a shark accident?  They don't, like, accidentally bite you.

Second, that thing looks like the BBEG in The Fifth Element.

Oct 11, 2012 -- 6:35AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

First, what is a shark accident?  They don't, like, accidentally bite you.

They can, if your try and teach them to play fetch, and haven't released the bait yet.

They get a little rambunctious.

Oct 11, 2012 -- 6:35AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

First, what is a shark accident?  They don't, like, accidentally bite you.

You've left out a key word: it was a shark ****ing accident.

I don't know how you accidentally **** a shark, either - or have one accidentally **** you for that matter.

I thought it was a dolphin, ok!?

No, I don't think that's ok.

Oh, come on, its not like we all havnt done it at least once.

Well yeah, but that doesn't make it ok.