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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 6:59AM #11
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Oct 8, 2012 -- 6:57AM, jetshield wrote:

I dissagree.


You can't. It's not allowed.

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 7:04AM #12
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I officially declare this thread TROLLED.
I would have killed, literally ended someones life, to NOT have Arrogant Bloodlord riding a giant ant...

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but where DID the other fork come from?
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I was at my friends house when this happened. He's married and his wife was an excellent baker. She had baked a homemade apple pie the night before.

I was hungry, and my friend convinced me to try those low carb monster drinks. Before this day, I had never triend energy drinks before.

Boy was I in for a treat.

When I tried that first monster, I really enjoyed the flavor, but the taste that it left in my mouth wasn't so good. What was my solution? Drink another!

before I could finish drinking that 2nd monster, I felt it already kicking in(these drinks were not very far apart, we're talking minutes here) my friend decided that it was a good idea to whip out that fresh pie his wife made the night before. I didn't know what to do, since I felt incredibly invigorated, and at the same time, freaked out by the rush I was feeling, but I was also hungry, and my friend have me an entire plate with a fork and said "help yourself." He extended his saucer to me, and I cut him a piece of the pie and handed it to him, then I looked at the pie, noticed that the pie was in an aluminum holder, and dumped the entire pie onto my plate and started eating it with 2 forks. I don't know where I found that other fork, it probably came from my friend. Anyhow, his wife wasn't happy, and I was already in magical christmas land. 2 days later, I was in my friends bed and I slept for 14 hours.

His wife outlawed my from having any of her baked goods for a while(which sucked because I could just show up at there house, steal some sweets, and leave) and said I couldn't have any energy drinks at her house, unless under close watch.

My friend, on the other hand, had to take me out to a steak dinner, because apparently I won a bet where I climbed a tree and didn't die.

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Feb 12, 2011 -- 7:31PM, alanwescoat wrote:

Zendikar had fetchlands, and Worldwake had manlands.  What are the new Scars duals called?



Feb 12, 2011 -- 8:56PM, Razorgore wrote:

Explosive Peanut Lightning lands. Well, that's just what I call them.




Mar 3, 2011 -- 12:54AM, Razorgore wrote:

Mar 2, 2011 -- 11:01PM, Burning_Forest wrote:

i'm just trying to figure out what the point of saying this is.  it's just really random.



And so the pot met the kettle.

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 7:25AM #13
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Oct 8, 2012 -- 6:14AM, jetshield wrote:

I'd live in that Russian crater, as long as I was allowed to help myself to whatever rocks I wanted for my "collection".




You got some sort of hookups in Industrial Land we're not aware of?  Cuz them shiny rocks ain't the kinda shiny rocks people want to wear. 

Oct 8, 2012 -- 7:04AM, JaketheLate wrote:

I officially declare this thread TROLLED.




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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 8:01AM #14
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Oct 8, 2012 -- 7:25AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

You got some sort of hookups in Industrial Land we're not aware of?



There's a lot of things about me you're not aware of.

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 9:40AM #15
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It involves a horse, doesn't it? 
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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 10:33AM #16
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Oct 8, 2012 -- 9:40AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

It involves a horse, doesn't it? 



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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 11:07AM #17
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Aren't diamonds actually plentiful and their price artificially driven high? And people responsible for this to be arrested on sight in the States?
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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 11:10AM #18
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Oct 8, 2012 -- 11:07AM, ADHadh wrote:

Aren't diamonds actually plentiful


Yes.

Oct 8, 2012 -- 11:07AM, ADHadh wrote:

and their price artificially driven high?


Yes.

Oct 8, 2012 -- 11:07AM, ADHadh wrote:

And people responsible for this to be arrested on sight in the States?


No. 

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 3:43PM #19
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Oct 8, 2012 -- 7:25AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Oct 8, 2012 -- 6:14AM, jetshield wrote:

I'd live in that Russian crater, as long as I was allowed to help myself to whatever rocks I wanted for my "collection".




You got some sort of hookups in Industrial Land we're not aware of?  Cuz them shiny rocks ain't the kinda shiny rocks people want to wear. 

Oct 8, 2012 -- 7:04AM, JaketheLate wrote:

I officially declare this thread TROLLED.




Calling people trolls is against our fairly rigid CoC and is an actionable offense.  I suggest you read it, place it deep inside yourself and understand its glory before you post anything else that could get you in trouble.  Lrn2rulznub.



I DID read the rules, years ago, and in no way did I call someone a troll.

I would have killed, literally ended someones life, to NOT have Arrogant Bloodlord riding a giant ant...

Good times:
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but where DID the other fork come from?
Spoiler: Show

Lord_Zed:   
I was at my friends house when this happened. He's married and his wife was an excellent baker. She had baked a homemade apple pie the night before.

I was hungry, and my friend convinced me to try those low carb monster drinks. Before this day, I had never triend energy drinks before.

Boy was I in for a treat.

When I tried that first monster, I really enjoyed the flavor, but the taste that it left in my mouth wasn't so good. What was my solution? Drink another!

before I could finish drinking that 2nd monster, I felt it already kicking in(these drinks were not very far apart, we're talking minutes here) my friend decided that it was a good idea to whip out that fresh pie his wife made the night before. I didn't know what to do, since I felt incredibly invigorated, and at the same time, freaked out by the rush I was feeling, but I was also hungry, and my friend have me an entire plate with a fork and said "help yourself." He extended his saucer to me, and I cut him a piece of the pie and handed it to him, then I looked at the pie, noticed that the pie was in an aluminum holder, and dumped the entire pie onto my plate and started eating it with 2 forks. I don't know where I found that other fork, it probably came from my friend. Anyhow, his wife wasn't happy, and I was already in magical christmas land. 2 days later, I was in my friends bed and I slept for 14 hours.

His wife outlawed my from having any of her baked goods for a while(which sucked because I could just show up at there house, steal some sweets, and leave) and said I couldn't have any energy drinks at her house, unless under close watch.

My friend, on the other hand, had to take me out to a steak dinner, because apparently I won a bet where I climbed a tree and didn't die.

The great land debate:
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Feb 12, 2011 -- 7:31PM, alanwescoat wrote:

Zendikar had fetchlands, and Worldwake had manlands.  What are the new Scars duals called?



Feb 12, 2011 -- 8:56PM, Razorgore wrote:

Explosive Peanut Lightning lands. Well, that's just what I call them.




Mar 3, 2011 -- 12:54AM, Razorgore wrote:

Mar 2, 2011 -- 11:01PM, Burning_Forest wrote:

i'm just trying to figure out what the point of saying this is.  it's just really random.



And so the pot met the kettle.

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 08, 2012 - 3:45PM #20
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Oct 8, 2012 -- 3:43PM, JaketheLate wrote:

Oct 8, 2012 -- 7:25AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Oct 8, 2012 -- 6:14AM, jetshield wrote:

I'd live in that Russian crater, as long as I was allowed to help myself to whatever rocks I wanted for my "collection".




You got some sort of hookups in Industrial Land we're not aware of?  Cuz them shiny rocks ain't the kinda shiny rocks people want to wear. 

Oct 8, 2012 -- 7:04AM, JaketheLate wrote:

I officially declare this thread TROLLED.




Calling people trolls is against our fairly rigid CoC and is an actionable offense.  I suggest you read it, place it deep inside yourself and understand its glory before you post anything else that could get you in trouble.  Lrn2rulznub.



I DID read the rules, years ago, and in no way did I call someone a troll.



A thread can't be trolled without one or many trolls. 

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