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8 months ago  ::  Oct 02, 2012 - 5:14PM #1
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 6-yr-old kicks 220-lb former college tailback's butt...

 Well, actually, he kicked the guy in the leg, but still...

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 02, 2012 - 5:24PM #2
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It’s sad that teachers like Mr. Webster are not offered protection...



Really? They need protection from a 6 year old? How pathetic are these people?

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 02, 2012 - 6:31PM #3
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This is why guns in school are needed. Plus a stand your playground law. And cops. Lots of cops in every class. 
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8 months ago  ::  Oct 03, 2012 - 12:40AM #4
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See back in my day you woulda got your ass beat for kicking a teacher, and then another one when you got home! 
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8 months ago  ::  Oct 03, 2012 - 1:29AM #5
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That teacher must of played his college ball at michigan.
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8 months ago  ::  Oct 03, 2012 - 1:36AM #6
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Well, they do have the better mascot.

 
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8 months ago  ::  Oct 03, 2012 - 6:26AM #7
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Oct 3, 2012 -- 1:29AM, warghoul wrote:

That teacher must of played his college ball at michigan.




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8 months ago  ::  Oct 03, 2012 - 4:59PM #8
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that brat's parents are just lying to themselves if they think that medication is going to fix this.



and the city is just asking for a problem.

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 04, 2012 - 2:04PM #9
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Oct 2, 2012 -- 5:24PM, jetshield wrote:

It’s sad that teachers like Mr. Webster are not offered protection...



Really? They need protection from a 6 year old? How pathetic are these people?



Well, we need a gov't bureaucracy and billions of dollars for that...

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8 months ago  ::  Oct 04, 2012 - 2:38PM #10
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Oct 4, 2012 -- 2:04PM, Robin_Hoodlum wrote:

Oct 2, 2012 -- 5:24PM, jetshield wrote:

It’s sad that teachers like Mr. Webster are not offered protection...



Really? They need protection from a 6 year old? How pathetic are these people?



Well, we need a gov't bureaucracy and billions of dollars for that...


Now if parents wouldn't cry about their kids getting smack by a teacher every once in a while.

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