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9 months ago  ::  Oct 10, 2012 - 6:47PM #11
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So it seems Florida Fish and Wildlife stopped the gator swimming parties. But it doesn't matter. You can now swim with tigers!!!
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9 months ago  ::  Oct 10, 2012 - 8:04PM #12
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Kitteh!



I wanna swim with the tigerkitteh. That's way kooler that some dumb gator.
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9 months ago  ::  Oct 11, 2012 - 6:01AM #13
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So baby gators with their mouths taped shut were deemed dangerous but tiger cubs with more dangerous claws and their mouths notably not taped shut so far have not.  Florida is an interesting place.
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9 months ago  ::  Oct 11, 2012 - 9:03AM #14
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The baby gators were not permitted in residential pools. The tigers are kept on zoo property, and the swimmers go there to swim with them.
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9 months ago  ::  Oct 11, 2012 - 9:40AM #15
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Cuz where a tiger you're swimming with is means a lot about how dangerous a tiger you're swimming with is. 

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9 months ago  ::  Oct 11, 2012 - 11:34AM #16
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I support humans getting mauled at pool parties.
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9 months ago  ::  Oct 12, 2012 - 12:06AM #17
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Shark Parties are where its at!
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9 months ago  ::  Oct 12, 2012 - 5:42AM #18
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You just wanna try and unowut one and pretend you thought it was a dolphin. 
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