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11 months ago ::
Aug 10, 2012 - 2:00PM
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I having nothing to say to this, although I am laughing as I read it.
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ORC_Reaper
on Aug 10, 2012 - 02:26PM
We summoned a devil once. All we used was the D&D books, too. It was pretty kwazy.
God of Arrested Development and Intelligence 
Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander
Pie-Cooling-On-A-Windowsill of the House of Trolls
In the morning HK'll be sober but you'll still be a meatbag.
I know I misspell "Danke" in my posts. It's an inside joke.
"Ten cents gets you nuts." -George Michael
Spoiler:
Show
''Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.''
—Bill Clinton
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
You are not a moral man. There are not enough middle fingers in the world for you.
Why do I get a silly PG-13 man giggle going everytime I see Fist Of The Forest ?
When she was 8 years old, yeah, yeah she was. Sicko. And we all know you only like Harry Potter cuz of what a huge Equus fan you are. 
How do you know about that? I only told one person.
Well, it's like this: Marie gets around.
I do not understand. I can't give a game to a friend?
You can, but only once. That friend can't give it to anyone else. The holy corporation has spoken. Stop complaining and give them all your money.
But how will they know?
I do not play video games.
then why do you care? 
Why do you care that I care?
i'm curious
You are? Cool! Here is a hornet's nest. Stick your [redacted] in it to see what happens.
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
I heard samsung is making shoes that are making you run faster too.
Liar. Hipsters don't run. It's too mainstream.
Actually, Santa just didn't like you. However, you weren't on the Naughty List, so he had to give you something "better" than coal.
I'd take coal. Heating your house is expesive, and engery cost arn't going down.
Mabey if i beat enough homeless people, i won't have to be cold this year. 
"Heroes"...I wish I had those. I remember in my first-ever campaign one PC went around shootin all the unconscious baddies in the head to gain Dark Side Points...
Whaaaaaat?!??
Wow...way to waste perfectly good potential slaves.
Er...no wait I mean..uh...something not evil!
(Quotes screwed up on the next one, won't give the poster's name. It's in the Best Lines thread on the D&D forum)
First, an experience from a game I played in a few years back. Our DM didn't like 3.5 as a whole but liked parts of it. So he hands us a big ass rules packet for his modified FR campaign, complete with quotes from important NPC's on the front. I can't remember most of the HRs, just that some how gods like Cyric and Bhaal existed at the same time, despite the obvious problems there. In the end the game became a problem more because of the railroading than the HRs, but it ended with this classic line, after our ranger tried to disarm the strange woman following us WITH HIS BOW: DM: You just killed (insert random noble sounding name here) JP: Was she important? Jack: Dude, she's quoted on the front of the rules packet!
"Why in the wide,wide, world of all things irrational would I help you?
-Daniel Jackson
"Fun will now commence."
-Seven of Nine
"Excellent."
-Mr. Burns.
Whey is a crotch.
Cut the last encounter on your way out after dealing with the Darth. He's the BBEG. Treat him as such. Play up that Darth Revan is THAT much of a badarse. When the shuttle landed, I had no less than 13 JEDI MASTERS step off the shuttle. The PCs were slack-jawed. After the meetup with Bastila (as she's carrying Revan's body), only TWO jedi masters remained with her. Let me tell you, the player whining about not getting to fight Revan himself shut up pretty quickly when he saw that.
There's so much you can do with insanity, especially when it has alot of resources.
1. Cleric cast protection from fire on Tank.
2. Tank goes in and get surrounded by enemies.
3. Wizard cast fireball and blows them up.
4. ???
5. Profit
I go by the saying," If it ain't friendly fire then it's not working."
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas.
(ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
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11 months ago ::
Aug 10, 2012 - 2:03PM
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Not sure why your laughing specially since,you were proven wrong.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 10, 2012 - 4:10PM
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you can get to 12-14 ish but, again I see no good reason for you to do this so I see no reason to tell you how to do it
Insulting someones grammar on a forum is like losing to someone in a drag race and saying they were cheating by having racing stripes.
Not only do the two things not relate to each other (the logic behind the person's position, and their grammar) but you sound like an idiot for saying it (and you should, because its really stupid )
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11 months ago ::
Aug 10, 2012 - 6:49PM
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4E D&D is not the place for rolling many dice. If it was an event I was running you would likely be penalized for unsportsman-like conduct.
If you truley want a game where you roll many dice I would try to find a high level 3.5 game, or take up another hobby like Warhammer.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 10, 2012 - 7:10PM
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Date Joined:
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I wanna fusterate people a tad with dice rolls.
Stop.
Stop right there.
You. Out of the pool. If the only reason you want to do something is to frustrate other people at the table, you're just being an ass and thinking your jollies are more important. If you think frustrating other people or spoiling their fun is entertaining, go find another hobby. We don't want you here.
If he really wants to roll too many dice, go to GURPs. :P
On the serious side Salla's completely right, don't even go to the event because it won't be fun ,for you or for anyone else.
G.U.R.P.S.? Champions/Hero system or Shadowrun are my double handfull of dice games of choice.
The sea looks at the stabillity of the mountian and sighs.
The mountian watches the freedom of the sea and cries.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 11, 2012 - 12:28AM
#16
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Date Joined:
Jul 13, 2011
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Played a campain today with 5 others plus our DM and got to roll many many dice lol. As for it not fun,our DM thought it was awesome to see I put effort into making the game fusterating lol. We made jokes and everything and afterwards people were like "You rolled alot of dice but you did some nice damage and healed pretty good as well."
So lets recap everyone liked the idea,even the other 4 tables that got to see what I was doing. Thats around 20+ people total. Almost everyone said it was fun to watch and awesome that i did status damage to everything and healed alot of the time. I was even getting pointers to make more dice rolls. So seems all you 4E players are just to lazy to think and want the 4E Gen to make characters for you.
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11 months ago ::
Aug 11, 2012 - 8:10AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 12, 2009
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Played a campain today with 5 others plus our DM and got to roll many many dice lol. As for it not fun,our DM thought it was awesome to see I put effort into making the game fusterating lol. We made jokes and everything and afterwards people were like "You rolled alot of dice but you did some nice damage and healed pretty good as well."
So lets recap everyone liked the idea,even the other 4 tables that got to see what I was doing. Thats around 20+ people total. Almost everyone said it was fun to watch and awesome that i did status damage to everything and healed alot of the time. I was even getting pointers to make more dice rolls. So seems all you 4E players are just to lazy to think and want the 4E Gen to make characters for you.
First of all, I'm laughing becuase you are acting like a child, gleeful that the DM got pissed off and smugly remarking that he is "not gonna be dm much longer". That's just immature. Also that remark about us needing a life bcause we take the game too seriously.
It sounds like they were pissed off that you rolled the dice but in the end you were useful. You rolling that many dice dosen't mean you are a damage beast etc. Aside from the obvious possibility of you making this up, you went there to frustrate people. It didn't work. That has nothing to do with you and everything to do with them, we weren't "proven wrong".
FYI, I don't use the character gen, and how does not going into a game with the intention to make other people mad equal lazy? More like mature.
We summoned a devil once. All we used was the D&D books, too. It was pretty kwazy.
God of Arrested Development and Intelligence
Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander
Pie-Cooling-On-A-Windowsill of the House of Trolls
In the morning HK'll be sober but you'll still be a meatbag.
I know I misspell "Danke" in my posts. It's an inside joke.
"Ten cents gets you nuts." -George Michael
Spoiler:
Show
''Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.''
—Bill Clinton
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
You are not a moral man. There are not enough middle fingers in the world for you.
Why do I get a silly PG-13 man giggle going everytime I see Fist Of The Forest ?
When she was 8 years old, yeah, yeah she was. Sicko. And we all know you only like Harry Potter cuz of what a huge Equus fan you are.
How do you know about that? I only told one person.
Well, it's like this: Marie gets around.
I do not understand. I can't give a game to a friend?
You can, but only once. That friend can't give it to anyone else. The holy corporation has spoken. Stop complaining and give them all your money.
But how will they know?
I do not play video games.
then why do you care?
Why do you care that I care?
i'm curious
You are? Cool! Here is a hornet's nest. Stick your [redacted] in it to see what happens.
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
I heard samsung is making shoes that are making you run faster too.
Liar. Hipsters don't run. It's too mainstream.
Actually, Santa just didn't like you. However, you weren't on the Naughty List, so he had to give you something "better" than coal.
I'd take coal. Heating your house is expesive, and engery cost arn't going down.
Mabey if i beat enough homeless people, i won't have to be cold this year.
"Heroes"...I wish I had those. I remember in my first-ever campaign one PC went around shootin all the unconscious baddies in the head to gain Dark Side Points...
Whaaaaaat?!??
Wow...way to waste perfectly good potential slaves.
Er...no wait I mean..uh...something not evil!
(Quotes screwed up on the next one, won't give the poster's name. It's in the Best Lines thread on the D&D forum)
First, an experience from a game I played in a few years back. Our DM didn't like 3.5 as a whole but liked parts of it. So he hands us a big ass rules packet for his modified FR campaign, complete with quotes from important NPC's on the front. I can't remember most of the HRs, just that some how gods like Cyric and Bhaal existed at the same time, despite the obvious problems there. In the end the game became a problem more because of the railroading than the HRs, but it ended with this classic line, after our ranger tried to disarm the strange woman following us WITH HIS BOW: DM: You just killed (insert random noble sounding name here) JP: Was she important? Jack: Dude, she's quoted on the front of the rules packet!
"Why in the wide,wide, world of all things irrational would I help you?
-Daniel Jackson
"Fun will now commence."
-Seven of Nine
"Excellent."
-Mr. Burns.
Whey is a crotch.
Cut the last encounter on your way out after dealing with the Darth. He's the BBEG. Treat him as such. Play up that Darth Revan is THAT much of a badarse. When the shuttle landed, I had no less than 13 JEDI MASTERS step off the shuttle. The PCs were slack-jawed. After the meetup with Bastila (as she's carrying Revan's body), only TWO jedi masters remained with her. Let me tell you, the player whining about not getting to fight Revan himself shut up pretty quickly when he saw that.
There's so much you can do with insanity, especially when it has alot of resources.
1. Cleric cast protection from fire on Tank.
2. Tank goes in and get surrounded by enemies.
3. Wizard cast fireball and blows them up.
4. ???
5. Profit
I go by the saying," If it ain't friendly fire then it's not working."
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas.
(ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
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11 months ago ::
Aug 12, 2012 - 8:34PM
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Date Joined:
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Our group has a barbarian with a mordenkrad who rolls obscene amounts of dice when he piles on. It's neat.
Until he has to add them up and reroll all the ones because of the brutal. Then we all start wandering off to find drinks and snacks and take short vacations and go to timeshare seminars.
And did I mention I can add his dice in about 15 seconds where it takes him over a minute?
It's not so neat, after all. I can actually go to anydice.com and type in a forumula for his rolls faster than he can add it. (sigh)
On the other hand, at least he doesn't take as long to add up his rolls as my wife takes just to decide which attack power she's going to use each round. /Henny Youngman DM
OD&D, 1E and 2E challenged the player.
3E challenged the character, not the player.
Now 4E takes it a step further by challenging a GROUP OF PLAYERS to work together as a TEAM.
That's why I love 4E.
"Your ability to summon a horde of celestial superbeings at will is making my ... BMX skills look a bit redundant."
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11 months ago ::
Aug 12, 2012 - 8:37PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 10, 2008
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How many dice can you get
Next time, try all of them!
(bonus points if you get that reference)
OD&D, 1E and 2E challenged the player.
3E challenged the character, not the player.
Now 4E takes it a step further by challenging a GROUP OF PLAYERS to work together as a TEAM.
That's why I love 4E.
"Your ability to summon a horde of celestial superbeings at will is making my ... BMX skills look a bit redundant."
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11 months ago ::
Aug 13, 2012 - 10:21AM
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I have a thief build that rolls about 10 dice individually on a charge. It's easy for me to add up damage because all of the damage is minimum 3 (thanks to Devastating Ki Focus), so I just look over the dice, sub in 3s when I see 1s and 2s and add it up. 
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