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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 9:09PM
#551
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So earlier tonight I went out to get something to eat. On my way to the restaurant, I almost get hit by another car. I'm driving on a street where the speed limit is 35 mph. I end up driving next to this car with a dog sticking its head out the window. There is a section of this road that curves around for a bit. While driving through this part, the car next to me decides they are going to change lanes into the lane I'm in. I see the dog getting closer and the car is about to hit me, so I hit the breaks, and hit the horn/ The other driver doesn't even attempt to stop changing lanes. I end up slowing down fast enough to avoid getting hit, and I change lanes. We get to a red light and I look over to the driver, and it's some lady with her kids. She looks at me with this look of "what?" Light turns green, I go, she goes, the cop that was behinf me lights her up and pulls her over.
That made my night.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob. This is not a trapp
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How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 9:09PM
#552
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It seems bad stuff just follows Lokaire around. 
I blame Calron.
Yup, I do as well.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob. This is not a trapp
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name? Riddle me this
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How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 11, 2012 - 9:12PM
#553
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So earlier tonight I went out to get something to eat. On my way to the restaurant, I almost get hit by another car. I'm driving on a street where the speed limit is 35 mph. I end up driving next to this car with a dog sticking its head out the window. There is a section of this road that curves around for a bit. While driving through this part, the car next to me decides they are going to change lanes into the lane I'm in. I see the dog getting closer and the car is about to hit me, so I hit the breaks, and hit the horn/ The other driver doesn't even attempt to stop changing lanes. I end up slowing down fast enough to avoid getting hit, and I change lanes. We get to a red light and I look over to the driver, and it's some lady with her kids. She looks at me with this look of "what?" Light turns green, I go, she goes, the cop that was behinf me lights her up and pulls her over.
That made my night.
Simple pleasures, for the simple minded.
République du Plateau, Montréal, Québec
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 12:02AM
#554
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Date Joined:
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Damn Adventurers!!
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig
Off-topic and going downhill from there
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 5:38AM
#555
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Date Joined:
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I wanna talk about sleep cuz I really want some of that  right about now.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 5:41AM
#556
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I wanna talk about sleep cuz I really want some of that right about now.
I just woke up. I was asleep.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob. This is not a trapp
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name? Riddle me this
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How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 5:59AM
#557
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Date Joined:
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I wasn't. 
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 9:42AM
#558
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Of course not. You work for the man. He tells you when you have to get up.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob. This is not a trapp
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name? Riddle me this
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How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 9:51AM
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Date Joined:
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Nobody tells me when to get up! My alarm clock does that. Hmm ... Kliiiiiiirrrrrshooooonnnn!!
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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9 months ago ::
Oct 12, 2012 - 9:53AM
#560
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Poor guys... having to work every Friday. I love my flex schedule.
A wild EscherEnigma appears!
He looks on with disapproval.
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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