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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 7:49PM
#991
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Going to my dads for the Holiday.
I won't be as active as usual, but I will drop in, even if just to ridicule or insult someone.
It's what I do.
What will you be having?
Turkey.
Wednesday it's dinner at my maternal grandfathers, and Thursday it's dinner at dads.
So, turkey.
And lots of it.
How will the turkey be made?
Baked turkey at grandpappys and deep fried at dads.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 7:50PM
#992
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Old. We've been through this. Old with splayed legs (due to the broken hips). No wishbone either cuz that bird's days o' wishin' are over. Wrinkly neck. Stuffed full of meds. Dry as a bone. Old. It'll be made old and he'll LOVE it.
What the hell happened to ZB?!
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 8:09PM
#993
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Going to my dads for the Holiday.
I won't be as active as usual, but I will drop in, even if just to ridicule or insult someone.
It's what I do.
What will you be having?
Turkey.
Wednesday it's dinner at my maternal grandfathers, and Thursday it's dinner at dads.
So, turkey.
And lots of it.
How will the turkey be made?
Baked turkey at grandpappys and deep fried at dads.
Excellent. The best way to fy turkey is to make sure it is still frozen solid when you drop it into the frying oil. You should hold the pot while the turkey is being put in. That way the pot doesn't fall over.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 8:11PM
#994
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Date Joined:
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Going to my dads for the Holiday.
I won't be as active as usual, but I will drop in, even if just to ridicule or insult someone.
It's what I do.
What will you be having?
Turkey.
Wednesday it's dinner at my maternal grandfathers, and Thursday it's dinner at dads.
So, turkey.
And lots of it.
How will the turkey be made?
Baked turkey at grandpappys and deep fried at dads.
Excellent. The best way to fy turkey is to make sure it is still frozen solid when you drop it into the frying oil. You should hold the pot while the turkey is being put in. That way the pot doesn't fall over.
My youngest brother does the deep frying. I believe his pot has a stand.
What about you? What are you doing for the holiday?
Are you able to spend time with your family?
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 8:19PM
#995
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Date Joined:
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My youngest brother does the deep frying. I believe his pot has a stand.
What about you? What are you doing for the holiday?
Are you able to spend time with your family?
Yeah, pretty much.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 8:21PM
#996
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Date Joined:
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My youngest brother does the deep frying. I believe his pot has a stand.
What about you? What are you doing for the holiday?
Are you able to spend time with your family?
Yeah, pretty much.
That's cool.
I only see my pops and younger brothers about twice a year, so I tend to enjoy their company as much as possible.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 8:54PM
#997
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Date Joined:
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My youngest brother does the deep frying. I believe his pot has a stand.
What about you? What are you doing for the holiday?
Are you able to spend time with your family?
Yeah, pretty much.
That's cool.
I only see my pops and younger brothers about twice a year, so I tend to enjoy their company as much as possible.
My family lives in the area, so I get to see them often. That remids me, I have to throw my phone away again and get another in a few days.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
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Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 1:36AM
#998
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Date Joined:
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My youngest brother does the deep frying. I believe his pot has a stand.
What about you? What are you doing for the holiday?
Are you able to spend time with your family?
Yeah, pretty much.
That's cool.
I only see my pops and younger brothers about twice a year, so I tend to enjoy their company as much as possible.
My family lives in the area, so I get to see them often. That remids me, I have to throw my phone away again and get another in a few days.
Your family reminds you that you need to throw your phone away? Sounds alot like my family! I'm the normal one.
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig
Off-topic and going downhill from there
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6 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 6:25AM
#999
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Date Joined:
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What the hell happened to ZB?!
I heard he got in a fight with a giant walrus. I mean, a huge frickin' walrus. At first he was able to get away but the walrus was persistant and eventaully squished him under its enormous belly. Enormous cuz it's full of blubber. Which is fat, of course. This was a pretty massive walrus. Like, it was basically a walrus planet that was made totally of just this one walrus. Nasty.
Excellent. The best way to fy turkey is to make sure it is still frozen solid when you drop it into the frying oil. You should hold the pot while the turkey is being put in. That way the pot doesn't fall over.
And be sure to watch the process closely. Put your face very near the oil to ensure that the turkey is totally submerged.
If ya can't laugh at a silly farm animal, what can ya do?
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6 months ago ::
Nov 21, 2012 - 6:49AM
#1000
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Date Joined:
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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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