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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:04PM
#981
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Date Joined:
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Old. It'll be made old.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:20PM
#982
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Date Joined:
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Speaking of old ladies... I may have bitten off more than I am prepared to chew. She mentioned the L- word in a recent e-mail. Now what am I going to do? 
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:21PM
#983
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Date Joined:
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Going to my dads for the Holiday.
I won't be as active as usual, but I will drop in, even if just to ridicule or insult someone.
It's what I do.
What will you be having?
Turkey.
Wednesday it's dinner at my maternal grandfathers, and Thursday it's dinner at dads.
So, turkey.
And lots of it.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:35PM
#984
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Date Joined:
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Speaking of old ladies...
I may have bitten off more than I am prepared to chew.
She mentioned the L- word in a recent e-mail.
Now what am I going to do?
The 'm' word? You know, murder? 
Srsly, though, just stop responding to her. Tell her you got what you needed - barely - and that she should just be happy she didn't die of a heart attack or something.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:39PM
#985
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Date Joined:
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Going to my dads for the Holiday.
I won't be as active as usual, but I will drop in, even if just to ridicule or insult someone.
It's what I do.
What will you be having?
Turkey.
Wednesday it's dinner at my maternal grandfathers, and Thursday it's dinner at dads.
So, turkey.
And lots of it.
How will the turkey be made?
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM
Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:43PM
#986
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Date Joined:
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Speaking of old ladies...
I may have bitten off more than I am prepared to chew.
She mentioned the L- word in a recent e-mail.
Lactose? Let me guess, she can't handle it, can she?
Now what am I going to do?
I wouldn't worry about it too much. She can't have much longer to live at her age.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM
Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:43PM
#987
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Date Joined:
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Old. We've been through this. Old with splayed legs (due to the broken hips). No wishbone either cuz that bird's days o' wishin' are over. Wrinkly neck. Stuffed full of meds. Dry as a bone. Old. It'll be made old and he'll LOVE it.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:46PM
#988
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Date Joined:
Jul 17, 2007
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Old. We've been through this. Old with splayed legs (due to the broken hips). No wishbone either cuz that bird's days o' wishin' are over. Wrinkly neck. Stuffed full of meds. Dry as a bone. Old. It'll be made old and he'll LOVE it.
So kind of like turkey-jerky?
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM
Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 1:48PM
#989
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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Yes, except somehow even less appealing to normal people.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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6 months ago ::
Nov 20, 2012 - 7:48PM
#990
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Date Joined:
Jan 18, 2010
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Speaking of old ladies...
I may have bitten off more than I am prepared to chew.
She mentioned the L- word in a recent e-mail.
Now what am I going to do?
The 'm' word? You know, murder?
Srsly, though, just stop responding to her. Tell her you got what you needed - barely - and that she should just be happy she didn't die of a heart attack or something.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
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God of Anger and Hatred.
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