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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 11:13AM
#101
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Date Joined:
Oct 28, 2010
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1. I'm having fun because I'm playing in some capacity.
So, playing the monsters, and telling the DM's side of the co-operative story is not playing?
Damn it all I've been DOING IT WRROOOOONG!
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 11:16AM
#102
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2011
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I'd seriously reccomend makign a topic in the 'What's a DM to do?" forum and copypasting your party set-up there.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 11:17AM
#103
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Date Joined:
Jul 23, 2012
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Okay, I'm done here then. Thank you for all your advice and witty banter. I'm not a rule breaker and never plan to be. Thank you for your time.
And the #1 item for the morally bankrupt... Why settle for a statue of a nude elf in your bedroom when you have a real, live nude elf, petrified and unpetrified on your command. She wears a tiara, when you utter a command word, she will be petrified, unpetrified, or disciplined. Any attempts by her to remove the tiara will be futile. Use her only as a statue, or to entertain any debauched desires you may have.
125,000 GP.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 11:19AM
#104
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Date Joined:
May 19, 2011
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...Ok yeah, I'm not joining this club. Thank you for driving me away.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 11:22AM
#105
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Date Joined:
Nov 16, 2010
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I'm so happy!! He called us witty! I'll have to facebook, tweet, AND blog about this day!
But on a serious note, if you are new to DMing, use some of the module adventures. There are 4 years of LFR mods out there that you can play as self contained chapters or use them to branch off into your own thing after you know the system a little better. Scales of war isn't bad to start with, and will take players from 1 to 30.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 11:23AM
#106
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Date Joined:
Jan 27, 2009
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Okay, I'm done here then. Thank you for all your advice and witty banter. I'm not a rule breaker and never plan to be. Thank you for your time.
No, not a rule breaker just completly clueless. Good bye and good riddance. Good luck to all who join any of your "Look what i can do fests."
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 12:53PM
#107
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Date Joined:
Apr 27, 2010
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Okay, I'm done here then. Thank you for all your advice and witty banter. I'm not a rule breaker and never plan to be. Thank you for your time.
Before you go, here's a parting gift from CharOp...
RIP George! 4-21-11
RIP Abie! 1-2-13 Funny Forum Quotes
Show
 "You notice a large piece of mold clinging to your toothbrush. What do you do?"
 "I cast Fireball."
 "I run like hell!
The standard d4 is somewhat (SOMEWHAT) rounded on the top, the older models are even flat. The Lego is shaped in such a way that in an emergency, you can use one as a makeshift surgical knife.
My wife asked me if her pants made her look fat. What do you think I said?
Wife: Do these pants make me look fat?
RedSiegfried: I just killed a bunch of orc women and children.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 1:14PM
#108
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Date Joined:
Feb 26, 2011
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WE WON WE WON!
TROLLZ 4 LIVEZ
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 1:20PM
#109
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Date Joined:
Apr 27, 2010
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No brother, this was only the beginning. The plague has spread to the DM forum. We must purge the Xeno.
RIP George! 4-21-11
RIP Abie! 1-2-13 Funny Forum Quotes
Show
"You notice a large piece of mold clinging to your toothbrush. What do you do?"
"I cast Fireball."
"I run like hell!
The standard d4 is somewhat (SOMEWHAT) rounded on the top, the older models are even flat. The Lego is shaped in such a way that in an emergency, you can use one as a makeshift surgical knife.
My wife asked me if her pants made her look fat. What do you think I said?
Wife: Do these pants make me look fat?
RedSiegfried: I just killed a bunch of orc women and children.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 25, 2012 - 1:22PM
#110
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Date Joined:
Nov 16, 2010
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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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