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11 months ago ::
Jul 16, 2012 - 4:44PM
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Cop to Cyclists: Cyclists' safety less important than squirrels' in Central Park Call me paranoid, but I think the buildup to the Squirrelpocalyse has begun. And in otter news... Triathelete swimmer attacked by crazed otter...Clearly one of us had their nap time interrupted, lol.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 16, 2012 - 7:18PM
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Think the swimmer was Hoodsie's wife? 
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11 months ago ::
Jul 16, 2012 - 8:27PM
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The OTTer was clearly KGM, she was protecting her pups.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 16, 2012 - 9:00PM
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Think the swimmer was Hoodsie's wife?
No, too thin. 
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11 months ago ::
Jul 16, 2012 - 9:32PM
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hahahahahahahahaha.
I agree with the cop. your bicycle's flat tire is hardly a good use of their time and our tax dollars. Criminal Negligence and Criminal Mischief both more or less misdemeanors. Its not like the duche was so smart that they were like thinking hey man lets go out to central park and get even with all the cyclist for not following the traffic laws by putting tacts on the bike paths and tape ourselves doing it, and then put it on you tube for all the world to see.
all said, I do agree the choice of words said dumb cop used were unaproprirate and he should be sited for inciting to riot or something.
joggers, behave yourselves, its only fun and games till someone gets hurt and when it becomes bloody well.. you know . the mayor goes on live TV, Fires the COP, fires some cops and closes down both the bike path and jogging paths leaving the park for the walkers and senior citizens feeding the pigeons.
bicyclists, same to you behave yourselves.
both parties no have the right of way and riding by a jogger telling them to wake up is rude and so is stretching before jog on path.
a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
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11 months ago ::
Jul 17, 2012 - 3:30PM
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joggers, behave yourselves, its only fun and games till someone gets hurt and when it becomes bloody well.. you know .
Hilarious?
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11 months ago ::
Jul 17, 2012 - 3:35PM
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joggers, behave yourselves, its only fun and games till someone gets hurt and when it becomes bloody well.. you know .
Hilarious?
Exactly. Someone should have taken a video of this happening so we could all enjoy it.
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 17, 2012 - 4:47PM
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no a bloody mess.
and yeah New Yorkers, tape yourselves doing that and put it on YouTube. Then I'm going to Laugh my arse off when Srgt. Joe Brown of NYPD comes looking for you.
Criminal Mischief and Criminal Neglect.....
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