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13 months ago  ::  Jun 24, 2012 - 11:48AM #1
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13 months ago  ::  Jun 24, 2012 - 2:46PM #2
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Half?


Aren't dead people supposed to empty their bowls and such?

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13 months ago  ::  Jun 24, 2012 - 3:17PM #3
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Jun 24, 2012 -- 2:46PM, Resurrection_Man wrote:


Half?


Yup, half.


Aren't dead people supposed to empty their bowls and such?



Maybe the airline company considered it a free-be for her.

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13 months ago  ::  Jun 24, 2012 - 3:30PM #4
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Could be. I've read that a Swedish woman likes her strawberries swimming in milk and urine.
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13 months ago  ::  Jun 24, 2012 - 3:34PM #5
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I heard about it. Very interesting.
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13 months ago  ::  Jun 24, 2012 - 3:49PM #6
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What were the flight attendants supposed to do?  Hide the stiff in the bathroom?
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13 months ago  ::  Jun 25, 2012 - 6:22AM #7
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Planes got doors, ain't they?
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13 months ago  ::  Jun 25, 2012 - 5:52PM #8
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a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
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13 months ago  ::  Jun 25, 2012 - 7:18PM #9
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Jun 25, 2012 -- 6:22AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Planes got doors, ain't they?



Given the choice between the two, I imagine the passengers would probably prefer to deal with the stiff then suffer the remainder of the flight with the doors somewhere over Sweden.

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13 months ago  ::  Jun 25, 2012 - 7:50PM #10
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Jun 24, 2012 -- 2:46PM, Resurrection_Man wrote:

Aren't dead people supposed to empty their bowls and such?


It would depend. They can no longer hold it in, but if the pressure in the body is not enough, it will not come out.

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