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12 months ago ::
Jun 29, 2012 - 11:54PM
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Ranger + Kobold = Badassery ^ 2
Oh yahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Concisely: I want a system where players don't have to pick between mechanics and roleplaying. I hope 5E fails asap so a better system can be made asap.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 09, 2012 - 10:29PM
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Apr 19, 2012
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Well, you could always go a guardian druid. I got one that quite litterally is as big of a threat to allies and enemies around him alike. Same with my swarm druid. (just with much mor focus on poison. and by a lot. I mean serpent form for an extra d6 of poison if it has it as a keyword originally, poison added if it didn't. Then added poison resistance for self via feats.) So you could be bad-ass by eating wild mushrooms, eating the bodies of zombies thanks to high constitution and poison resistance. And endurance training.
Go into the blight beast paragon and add a new look. whats more bad-ass than a kobold that could turn into a beast with insects crawlong under loose skin, a corpse moving my muscle spasms brought on by the hives inside of it. Intimidation training is there if you want it. You would have to add that background for yourself.
Before you know it, you are walking around eating a rotting leg of sorts and using the limb to attack things since you need more 'sauce'
Also be a cultist who revears Zehir because he likes you to kill things with poison and in his name. Sure you would get a poison buff with him. And try to use that as a means to slowly killing or interogating men and beast for information by sapping at their strength.
In the end. your more disturbing, but you open up so many options that you could get away with. First, your a druid who could turn into whatever you want and curse at people without them knowing. Your god smiles on you. You could have a quest where you are the one who gets to befrend Yuan-ti to kill Nusanmi. (don't know how to spell her name. but god of redemtion and daughter of Zehir who wants to kill him. Well, collecting a few drops of the super potent venom would sure even the odds if you use it on her... Or you could treat it as something you must save more than that last piece of gold.
And to note. You could make your kobold as 'bad ass' looking and everything you want. But what you do with him is what actually does that.
If cleric, go into the whoopass cleric and bash things brains out with a morning star to heal allies the strength vs ac way. Or get a staff and call it your whoopass stick that does more than beat loose flamingos like in King of the Hill.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 10, 2012 - 2:01PM
#23
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Ranger + Kobold = Badassery ^ 2
Oh yahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kobold Sorcerer.... use ray of enfeeblement until your enemy begs mercy.
A rogue with a bowl of slop can be a controller.
WIZARD PC: Can I substitute Celestial Roc Guano for my fireball spells? DM: Awesome. Yes.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 10, 2012 - 2:06PM
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Ranger + Kobold = Badassery ^ 2
Oh yahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kobold Sorcerer.... use ray of enfeeblement until your enemy begs mercy.
Hard to do when it's an encounter power.
And assuming you're talking 3e, they don't stack with themselves, so doing it more than once isn't likely to help.
Another day, another three or four entries to my Ignore List.
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11 months ago ::
Jul 10, 2012 - 2:18PM
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Date Joined:
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Ahem. Kobold Indiana Jones.
nice
A rogue with a bowl of slop can be a controller.
WIZARD PC: Can I substitute Celestial Roc Guano for my fireball spells? DM: Awesome. Yes.
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10 months ago ::
Aug 12, 2012 - 6:39PM
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Date Joined:
May 24, 2012
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Kobolds naturally are sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeky. (SSSSHHHH! Big Baddie Sleeping!) Want some real fun? Play a Kobold Barbarian. Why?
DM: You see a kobold with a small, crude axe walking up to you. He says, "Me gunna keel you!" Player: I laugh. It's a kobold. DM: The kobold's axe happens to be a +6 Vorpal Axe (3.5e style!) *sound of rolling dice* DM: Critical Hit! You lose your head. What now? Who just wet their pants at that thought. A PC beheaded by a Kobold.
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10 months ago ::
Aug 16, 2012 - 12:24PM
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Kobolds naturally are sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeky. (SSSSHHHH! Big Baddie Sleeping!) Want some real fun? Play a Kobold Barbarian. Why?
DM: You see a kobold with a small, crude axe walking up to you. He says, "Me gunna keel you!" Player: I laugh. It's a kobold. DM: The kobold's axe happens to be a +6 Vorpal Axe (3.5e style!) *sound of rolling dice* DM: Critical Hit! You lose your head. What now? Who just wet their pants at that thought. A PC beheaded by a Kobold.
that's ok...... I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway
I fight for freedom. I fight for justice. I fight for honor. I fight for VENGEANCE.Beware, all you monsters, all you villains, for you have unleashed the wrath of Edward Darkforest. May your god have pity on your soul.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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