So I'm watching the local news and there is a story about zombie-guy and apperantly he had a run-in with an ex-boxer/MMA fighter a few years ago. The news station doesn't have the interview video up yet, but when it's up, I'll link it.
You would think that he would've run out of his innards by now.
Wrong guy. You're thinking of the New Jersey out-testines guy. The Squirrel lives in Miami, so he was talking about the face-eater.
She's not bad but what does the forcast have to do with anything?
She was forecasting doom!!! Doom!!!
Not sure why the video I wanted to link isn't linking properly.
It is linking properly but just isn't linking to what you want it to. The page you linked to rotates videos since it's in the "top videos" section and whatnot.
Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?
I humbly put in a request to be made into baconaise.
Because twinkies are fleeting. Baconaise is forever.
Request denied. You'll be made into a semi-nutritional wafer full of fat, high-fructose corn syrup, and red-dye 40.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
Make sure I have lots of Yellow Dye #5 when I am processed into corpse-starch rations! I wanna make sure the dirty so-and-so who eats my remains can never have spawn of its own...
Spiteful Wizard and Angry So-and-So of the House of Trolls
I want to be fortified with MSG, please. Me tasty!
No, denied. I want the other humans to taste you without any additives. I'm sure a roilling mass of dead babies has its own particular taste that will surely be appreciated by those who are forced to eat you.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
