I have just registered here, please be gentle with me
I've been playing D&D for about 10 years, mainly 3.5 edition.
My husband is a long time player (he started on first edition when he was 6!) and I'd love to hire a DM to write a short Forgotten Realms based campaign that is role-play heavy for his 40th birthday next year.
We are based in Surrey in the UK.
I am potentially looking for someone to write the campaign based on input on my husband's playing style preferences from me and his friends, to be run over a weekend sometime in July 2012.
Please let me know if you are interested in doing this or if you know anyone who would be?
You posts have moved me. I shall do this for you. It might be a little expensive. I live in Florida. Also, we Floidians aren't known for our smarts so it may be a be underwhelming.
Okay, all joking aside, I think you would be better served if you could find the forums where you can get players and DMs in your area. I forgot the name or the forum, and I don't know what happened to the link we had bumping around here. Hopefully another, more useful OTTer would be willing to link it up for you. I tried finding it, but I wasn't able to.
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