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1 year ago ::
Feb 29, 2012 - 2:24PM
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Carbon nanotubes will make this thing? Sounds like a pipe dream to me.
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Get it? You don't get it.
I thought I got it, but then I clearly didn't.
Yes, I do regret my Forum Name...Tech N9ne is clearly the best rapper of all time.
I am currently looking to get in on a Real Adventures PbP game. PM me if you are looking for another PC.
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1 year ago ::
Feb 29, 2012 - 2:52PM
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Carbon nanotubes will make this thing? Sounds like a pipe dream to me.
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Get it? You don't get it.
I got it. Pretty clever... but more clever than funny.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill Old Man of the House of Trolls Resident Hater God of Anger and Hatred. Mini Hate Machine
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1 year ago ::
Feb 29, 2012 - 3:59PM
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I got it. Pretty clever... but more clever than funny.

This
"Today's headlines and history's judgment are rarely the same. If you are too attentive to the former, you will most certainly not do the hard work of securing the latter." -Condoleezza Rice
"My fellow Americans... I've just signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. Bombing begins in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan
This user has been brought to you by the letters "O-R-C" and the numbers "2, 3, 4, and 6"
Resident Pithed-Off Dragon Buttler of the House of Trolls
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1 year ago ::
Mar 01, 2012 - 5:52AM
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Terrible jokes aren't supposed to be funny.  Like this one: Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Spoiler:
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The wedding was awful but the reception was fantastic.  The best jokes, sometimes, are the worst jokes.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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1 year ago ::
Mar 01, 2012 - 10:33AM
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You deserve a nose bleed for making me read that.
Resident Socialist and Undying Troublemaker Martyr of Section 1, 2 and 4 Original Troll of the House of Trolls
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1 year ago ::
Mar 01, 2012 - 10:45AM
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You're welcome. Here's another: So a leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and notices something odd. He says 'hey, you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?' The leprechaun replies: Spoiler:
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Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!  I love that one.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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1 year ago ::
Mar 01, 2012 - 11:05AM
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/facepalm
Resident Socialist and Undying Troublemaker Martyr of Section 1, 2 and 4 Original Troll of the House of Trolls
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1 year ago ::
Mar 01, 2012 - 11:51AM
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Thank you, thank you ... I'm here all week. And now for my favorite joke ever: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Spoiler:
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Two, but I don't know how the hell they got in there.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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1 year ago ::
Mar 01, 2012 - 1:02PM
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Spoiler:
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Only one... but the lightbulb has to want to change.
"Today's headlines and history's judgment are rarely the same. If you are too attentive to the former, you will most certainly not do the hard work of securing the latter." -Condoleezza Rice
"My fellow Americans... I've just signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. Bombing begins in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan
This user has been brought to you by the letters "O-R-C" and the numbers "2, 3, 4, and 6"
Resident Pithed-Off Dragon Buttler of the House of Trolls
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1 year ago ::
Mar 01, 2012 - 1:11PM
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 See? That's what I'm talkin' about!
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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