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1 year ago  ::  Feb 29, 2012 - 2:24PM #11
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Feb 27, 2012 -- 7:15AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Carbon nanotubes will make this thing?  Sounds like a pipe dream to me. 

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Get it?  You don't get it. 




I thought I got it, but then I clearly didn't.

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1 year ago  ::  Feb 29, 2012 - 2:52PM #12
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Feb 27, 2012 -- 7:15AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Carbon nanotubes will make this thing?  Sounds like a pipe dream to me. 

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Get it?  You don't get it. 



I got it.
Pretty clever... but more clever than funny.

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1 year ago  ::  Feb 29, 2012 - 3:59PM #13
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Feb 29, 2012 -- 2:52PM, Robin_Hoodlum wrote:

I got it.
Pretty clever... but more clever than funny.


This

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1 year ago  ::  Mar 01, 2012 - 5:52AM #14
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Terrible jokes aren't supposed to be funny. 

Like this one:

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

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The wedding was awful but the reception was fantastic.


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1 year ago  ::  Mar 01, 2012 - 10:33AM #15
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You deserve a nose bleed for making me read that.
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1 year ago  ::  Mar 01, 2012 - 10:45AM #16
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You're welcome.  Here's another:

So a leprechaun walks into a bar.  The bartender sees him and notices something odd.  He says 'hey, you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?'  The leprechaun replies:

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Aye!  It's drivin' me nuts! 


I love that one. 
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1 year ago  ::  Mar 01, 2012 - 11:05AM #17
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/facepalm
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1 year ago  ::  Mar 01, 2012 - 11:51AM #18
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Thank you, thank you ... I'm here all week.  And now for my favorite joke ever:

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Two, but I don't know how the hell they got in there.


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1 year ago  ::  Mar 01, 2012 - 1:02PM #19
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Only one... but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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1 year ago  ::  Mar 01, 2012 - 1:11PM #20
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  See?  That's what I'm talkin' about!
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