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Flag Resurrection_Man February 13, 2012 1:35 AM PST
Adele holds her 6 Grammys
Don't you?

And yes, I do say this because she is fat.
Flag Zombie_Babies February 13, 2012 11:35 AM PST
What is that?
Flag homicidal_squirrel February 13, 2012 11:42 AM PST

Feb 13, 2012 -- 11:35AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

What is that?


That depends. If you listen to her sing, she is an amazing artist with a ridiculously awesome voice. However, if you listen to her talk, she's a middle drunken pirate bar wench looking to stab you and rob you.

Flag Zombie_Babies February 13, 2012 11:45 AM PST
I still have no idea what it is.
Flag Resurrection_Man February 13, 2012 11:47 AM PST
She be the daughter of the Blob and some British guy.
Flag Zombie_Babies February 13, 2012 11:51 AM PST
Still not registering.
Flag Eazy_E February 13, 2012 11:53 AM PST
I know not who she is. However, using that one picture as evidence I would say she is not fat. 
Flag Zombie_Babies February 13, 2012 11:54 AM PST
Whatever it is, it does look hungry.
Flag Eazy_E February 13, 2012 11:58 AM PST
^^undeniable
Flag EscherEnigma February 13, 2012 1:07 PM PST
It's [Adele].  She won 6 grammies.

And she's not fat, she's just not anorexic. 
Flag Resurrection_Man February 13, 2012 1:41 PM PST
More like hyperphagia or bulimia.
Flag Zombie_Babies February 13, 2012 1:47 PM PST
I don't listen to Adele and I'm still totally sick of her.  Like, for reals.  Maybe she can hock one of them Grammy things for a Bowflex.

Flag Resurrection_Man February 13, 2012 2:00 PM PST
Would you like her more if you knew the original lyrics to her song Rolling in the Deep?

The original lyrics were Rolling in the Batter and Deep Fried.
Flag Zombie_Babies February 13, 2012 2:07 PM PST
No, I wouldn't like her music more.  I would, however, respect her more.  Cuz of her honesty.
Flag ADHadh February 13, 2012 2:31 PM PST

Feb 13, 2012 -- 11:42AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

That depends. If you listen to her sing, she is an amazing artist with a ridiculously awesome voice. However, if you listen to her talk, she's a middle drunken pirate bar wench looking to stab you and rob you.



You know, both sound kind of compelling...

I don't know who that is either, but then again, I listen to music

Flag homicidal_squirrel February 13, 2012 4:23 PM PST

Feb 13, 2012 -- 2:31PM, ADHadh wrote:

Feb 13, 2012 -- 11:42AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

That depends. If you listen to her sing, she is an amazing artist with a ridiculously awesome voice. However, if you listen to her talk, she's a middle drunken pirate bar wench looking to stab you and rob you.



You know, both sound kind of compelling...

I don't know who that is either, but then again, I listen to music


Britney Spears doesn't count as music. Try again.

Flag Zombie_Babies February 14, 2012 6:08 AM PST
Yeah, but Britney Spears?  Also fat. 
Flag homicidal_squirrel February 14, 2012 6:55 AM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 6:08AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Yeah, but Britney Spears?  Also fat. 



You haven't seen her lately have you?

Flag ADHadh February 14, 2012 7:49 AM PST

If that 


Spoiler: Show


is Britney, she really let herself go.

Flag homicidal_squirrel February 14, 2012 8:41 AM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 7:49AM, ADHadh wrote:


If that 


Spoiler: Show


is Britney, she really let herself go.


You know you would still tap that.
By the way, you'd think that someone with so much money would be drinking good liquor. Jack Daniels...

Flag Resurrection_Man February 14, 2012 9:20 AM PST
Hey! The guy is broke because he spend it all on drugs and needs cheap booze cause he is an alcoholic. Show some respect!
Flag Zombie_Babies February 14, 2012 9:56 AM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 6:55AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

You haven't seen her lately have you?




I have but it's funnier to call her fat.  That's the bit, see?  We're callin' people that aren't really fat fatsos.  Cuz it's the bit.  It's how you do it.  You see, you find someone that isn't fat and then you call them fat and it makes people go all like 'what the hell, she isn't fat!!' and that, well, it's the bit is what it is.

Oh, but Christina Aguilera?  Yeah, fatso for reals.

Flag ADHadh February 14, 2012 10:31 AM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 8:41AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

You know you would still tap that.
By the way, you'd think that someone with so much money would be drinking good liquor. Jack Daniels...




I won't listen to a guy who has shoes that look like hollowed out human feet on his avatar (and probably walks around in them).


Also, ask ZB about expensive stuff

Flag homicidal_squirrel February 14, 2012 11:27 AM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 9:56AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Feb 14, 2012 -- 6:55AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

You haven't seen her lately have you?




I have but it's funnier to call her fat.  That's the bit, see?  We're callin' people that aren't really fat fatsos.  Cuz it's the bit.  It's how you do it.  You see, you find someone that isn't fat and then you call them fat and it makes people go all like 'what the hell, she isn't fat!!' and that, well, it's the bit is what it is.


I don't get it. Could you explain it again?

Feb 14, 2012 -- 9:56AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

Oh, but Christina Aguilera?  Yeah, fatso for reals.


You sure? I thought it came out in the news that a fat girl ate Christina Aguilera.

Flag homicidal_squirrel February 14, 2012 11:34 AM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 10:31AM, ADHadh wrote:

I won't listen to a guy who has shoes that look like hollowed out human feet on his avatar (and probably walks around in them).


Actually, yes, I do walk around in them. I have more pairs than I should. I rarely wear hat you would consider "regular" shoes. Unless I'm all dolled up in my pimptastic suit, I only wear my Vibrams.

Feb 14, 2012 -- 10:31AM, ADHadh wrote:

Also, ask ZB about expensive stuff


Pffft...noob! I said good stuff, not expensive stuff. There are plenty of good whiskys, bourbons, and scothes that are good and don't break the bank. By the way, ZB would probably agree, he should have been drinking better stuff. JD is what the uncultured college frat guys drink when pretending to be cool.

Flag Zombie_Babies February 14, 2012 11:42 AM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 11:27AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

I don't get it. Could you explain it again?




No, that would ruin the pickin' people that aren't fat an' callin' 'em fatsos to get people not in on the bit to be all like 'whoa, she is so not fat at all!!' bit.

You sure? I thought it came out in the news that a fat girl ate Christina Aguilera.




Nah, she's really just a great big ol' fat person.

Flag Klirshon February 14, 2012 3:48 PM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 11:34AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

By the way, ZB would probably agree, he should have been drinking better stuff. JD is what the uncultured college frat guys drink when pretending to be cool.




Perhaps Lemmy "drinks" it for the uncultured, college, sorority girls.

Flag homicidal_squirrel February 14, 2012 8:20 PM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 3:48PM, Klirshon wrote:

Feb 14, 2012 -- 11:34AM, homicidal_squirrel wrote:

By the way, ZB would probably agree, he should have been drinking better stuff. JD is what the uncultured college frat guys drink when pretending to be cool.




Perhaps Lemmy "drinks" it for the uncultured, college, sorority girls.



They're into fruity drinks and the drinks that taste like candy, like all girls.

Flag Zombie_Babies February 15, 2012 6:44 AM PST
How many sorority girls even know who Lemmy is?  Like 5?  dood, it's 2012.  None of 'em were even glints in their parents' eyes when Lemmy was at his peak.  If he's on a college campus, he's gettin' the college fuzz called on him.  Cuz he's the creepy old guy.
Flag Eazy_E February 15, 2012 9:10 AM PST

Feb 15, 2012 -- 6:44AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

How many sorority girls even know who Lemmy is?  Like 5?  dood, it's 2012.  None of 'em were even glints in their parents' eyes when Lemmy was at his peak.  If he's on a college campus, he's gettin' the college fuzz called on him.  Cuz he's the creepy old guy.




Nope, all Lenny has to do is bring a keg to share and he will be accepted.

Flag Zombie_Babies February 15, 2012 10:02 AM PST
Accepted by the guys, sure.  The girls?  Notasmuch.
Flag EscherEnigma February 15, 2012 7:07 PM PST

Feb 14, 2012 -- 9:56AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

I have but it's funnier to call her fat.  That's the bit, see?  We're callin' people that aren't really fat fatsos.  Cuz it's the bit.  It's how you do it.  You see, you find someone that isn't fat and then you call them fat and it makes people go all like 'what the hell, she isn't fat!!' and that, well, it's the bit is what it is.



And people wonder why I decided to forgo "humor" for "wit".

Flag Zombie_Babies February 16, 2012 5:48 AM PST
Not everything is done in the name of humor.  There are many way to entertain oneself after all.  And nobody ever said I was a good person.  'Specially not me. 
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