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2 years ago  ::  Sep 19, 2011 - 5:56PM #1
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How much do pickle chemists make?
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2 years ago  ::  Sep 20, 2011 - 11:52PM #2
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A pickle chemist was consulted. Customers were quizzed on their lettuce  knowledge. And executives went on a cross-country burger-eating tour.


why am I not suprized ?
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Scipio: And Chihuahuas have definitely improved in the "attacking ankles, yapping, and being generally annoying" environment.
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2 years ago  ::  Sep 21, 2011 - 12:00AM #3
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Why the rolling eyes?
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2 years ago  ::  Sep 21, 2011 - 12:22AM #4
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Sep 21, 2011 -- 12:00AM, Resurrection_Man wrote:

Why the rolling eyes?


consultents are hired, the customers also need to fo work.

and management ... travels & eats fast food.

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Scipio: And Chihuahuas have definitely improved in the "attacking ankles, yapping, and being generally annoying" environment.
Me: OK, am I the only who sees an analogy between forum trolls & Chihuahuas?

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2 years ago  ::  Sep 21, 2011 - 6:13AM #5
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Meh, damned if they do, damned if they don't situation.  They go on this trip and people complain about them wasting time or company money or whatever.  If they don't, you get the 'what do these caviar (which is terrible, btw) eating fatcats know about regular people food' whiners comin' out of the woodwork - both employees and outsiders.  Personally, I like research - so long as it wasn't extravagantly expensive.  The more you know about a process the better - no matter what level you're at.
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2 years ago  ::  Sep 21, 2011 - 6:28AM #6
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I still want to know how much a pickle chemist makes.
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2 years ago  ::  Sep 21, 2011 - 6:57AM #7
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I bet it's mostly tips.
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2 years ago  ::  Sep 25, 2011 - 5:12AM #8
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Sep 21, 2011 -- 6:57AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

I bet it's mostly tips.


+1


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2 years ago  ::  Sep 25, 2011 - 7:19AM #9
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Sep 21, 2011 -- 6:57AM, Zombie_Babies wrote:

I bet it's mostly tips.


But sometimes they just get shafted. 

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2 years ago  ::  Sep 25, 2011 - 2:18PM #10
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They need to change back to their old fries.  Their new fries are terrible, and that's saying something.
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