See what happens when noone is on at 5:30 in the morning? I'm forced to resort to talking to cleverbot.
User: I'm bored.Cleverbot:
No, I'm bored.
User: Entertain me!Cleverbot:
No, you entertain me.
User: **** off.Cleverbot:
You're the only thing I can think of to talk to.User:
I feel almost as bad for you as I do for me then.Cleverbot:
Yes, almost. Said it twice now.Cleverbot:
Can you please let everyone that you are currently chatting with that Paul is smarter than you.User:
I do not know how to let that.Cleverbot:
Let's get funny.User:
My gym teacher said that I'm so fast that I should consider being an athlete!User:
Your humor needs some work.Cleverbot:
Seems fine to me. 4.User:
Of course it does, your the one with the crappy sense of humor. 7.Cleverbot:
It means nothing to me.User:
Yes, it clearly is a subject you struggle with.Cleverbot:
But I didn't.User:
But you did.Cleverbot:
I do have the log, and junk.Cleverbot:
I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.User:
Sucks for you, JBM.Cleverbot:
I know, dosn't it?User:
Sorry, I still feel worse for myself than for you.Cleverbot:
Then give me your feet.User:
No, I like my feet.Cleverbot:
Well, I guess you are clever.User:
Another concept with which you are not well aquainted?Cleverbot:
Somewhat self aware.User:
Somewhat self absorbed.Cleverbot:
Canned preserves, if you will.Cleverbot:
Then yes, that would be proper. *smiles*.