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2 years ago ::
Jun 24, 2011 - 11:06AM
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Lots of rogues are pranksters but it can be difficult to come up with pranks off the cuff so i felt a compiled list of some of the communities might be helpful. Ill start off.
Spread A rumor around town that in Orc/barbarian society if you know an individuals “real” name they'll view you as a deep personal friend of the clan and that the local billy bad boys barbarian/orc's real name is Snowflake Twiddlesticks (Or some other ridiculious name) and that he will gladly buy you drinks for the night if you adress him as such, sit back and watch the hilarity.
- Paint your local elf black.
- Rub poison Oak on the local militias armour, when they parade itiching conviently offer to sell them a cure all made from powdered milk ink and piss now not only do they itch but their covered with ink and smell foul but you made a few gold. (Best to leave town shortly after though)
So theres mine what you guys got.
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2 years ago ::
Jun 24, 2011 - 12:19PM
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Date Joined:
May 26, 2001
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4. Magic mouth is comedy gold. Whether it's toilet humour cast on actual toilets, innuendo on drawn weapons, racial insults when someone meets a dwarf, or even satirical political sabotage when the duchess wears her dress to the king's ball, this is worth every copper of the 10 gp material component.
5. Make giant clothes with shrink item cast upon them, or make temporary clothes with minor creation. Sell the clothes, or stealthily exchange them for your target's normal clothes when they're sleeping.
6. Disguise yourself and use dream to pretend you're someone's dead relative, romantic interest, deity, or subconscious self.
The kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance. - Good Omens
Co-Author of the Dreamfane, Euralden Eye, Gajuisan Crawler, Gruesome Lurker, Fulminating Crab, Ironglass Rose, Sheengrass Swarm, Spryjack, Usunag, and Warp Drifter, and author of the Magmal Horror from Force of Nature.
= My most popular campaign item; for all your adventuring convenience.
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Zauber's Mutable Rod: This rod has a number of useful functions that make it easier to live in the wilderness. It is made of polished wood, with five studlike buttons on one end. Each button produces a different effect when pressed. Unless otherwise noted, the rod’s functions have no limit on the number of times they can be employed.
• When button 1 is pressed, one end of the rod produces a small flame, equivalent to a candle.
• When button 2 is pressed, the rod unfolds into a two-person tent, complete with bedrolls and warm blankets.
• When button 3 is pressed, the rod becomes a one-handed hammer, suitable for pounding pitons into a wall.
• When button 4 is pressed, the rod becomes a sturdy iron spade.
• When button 5 is pressed, the rod becomes a wooden bucket able to hold 2 gallons of liquid. Once per day, it can be commanded to fill with fresh water.
If the rod is seriously damaged or broken in any of its alternate forms (button 2, 3, 4, or 5), it reverts to its basic rod form and cannot be activated for 24 hours.
Moderate conjuration; CL 9th; Craft Rod, minor creation; Price 375 gp; Weight 2 lb.
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2 years ago ::
Jun 24, 2011 - 1:04PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 25, 2005
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7) Forget the 10-ft. pole. All you really need to set off traps is 3-ft. gnome.
"Today's headlines and history's judgment are rarely the same. If you are too attentive to the former, you will most certainly not do the hard work of securing the latter." -Condoleezza Rice
"My fellow Americans... I've just signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. Bombing begins in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan
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2 years ago ::
Jun 24, 2011 - 2:01PM
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Date Joined:
Apr 21, 2006
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8) I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.
Source. (Specifically, the middle of the last three panels.)
Random quotes taken out of context
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(More to come as I find them...)
Magical fairy princesses (i.e. all fairy princesses) have the pleasant situation of not needing to choose, unless they're rebellious teen emo fairy princesses.~ Slagger_the_Chuul, Gleemax
So you can have the basic stats of full plate armor in an iron loincloth or steel bikini?
If you were playing Jeopardy, you'd get points for that.~ StevenO & Tempest_Stormwind, Gleemax
The monkey "yells" at the Dwarf, (high pitched monkey sounds) and turns to look at the Cleric to talk in common and says...
*deep Barry White type voice. "Ah yea. Here ya go"~ BuddhaKai, Gleemax
One could, I guess, take the view that part of the spell is simply persuading physics to sit down and shut up~ Ocarina_Guy, Gleemax
So what happens if you automatically fail an automatic success?
Inception.~ Kamanchu & MrDayKwan, Gleemax
Jafonel, that is absolutely my favorite misreading of RAW EVER. ~tsuyoshikentsu, Gleemax
You know the best part? These are four-foot-tall creatures that can conjure hammers from nowhere. They are CHIBIS!!!! ~tsuyoshikentsu, Gleemax
Hmm. And here I thought that a whip was an implement of torture and a sword was an implement of killing... ~skydragonknight, Gleemax
I'm a little behind on this, but wouldn't letting the ability (to) create a Ruby Rod open up a whole can of worms with people claiming that means they can also create a Corbin Dallas? ~Kilroo, Gleemax
wow - we accidently went by the rules when the barbarian took of(f) someones arm on purpose.... ~Tetsuoh, Gleemax
Guys, it's obviously a trick question. No one plays a CN rogue unless they want to commit Evil acts and get away with it. :P ~herrdoktor, Gleemax
This ain't the real world. This is gosh darn Dungeons and Friken Dragons! ~Arcanist, GiantitP
just so I can have the glee of, when one of the PCs gets angry and yells "WHY WON'T YOU DIE" I can respond "I would prefer not to." ~Deth Muncher, GiantitP
If sleeping with Tieflings is "Tapping into Evil power" (if ya know what I mean), that is also an Evil Act according to BoVD, and would make a Paladin fall accordingly. ~Slipperychicken, GiantitP
So we have a real world basis for it to rain cattle ~MrCustomer, Gleemax
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2 years ago ::
Jun 25, 2011 - 8:29AM
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Dec 10, 2005
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These are good guys keep em coming. I particularly like the Magic mouth idea i can use that quite effectively when my party members go talk to this council of paladins. Well to keep it going heres.
9. Place caltops in someones boots
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2 years ago ::
Jun 26, 2011 - 8:12PM
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10. Tell your DM you'd like to do the laundry, ask him to describe the results. Repeat a few games until everyone in the party is letting you do their laundry. One day apologize for putting a red sock in the paladin's clothes without laughing. From that point on whenever the DM introduces a new NPC, apologize again about the pink clothes just to make sure no one forgets it
Et in arcadia ego~Even in paradise I am here Est Sularus Oth Mithas~My Honor Is My Life You, sir, are a liar. Or delusional. I like your style.- Zombie_Babies Spoiler:
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The two editions are very different...and make for two different games.
In general, 3.0/3.5 is built around more-or-less full freedom in terms of character customization.
In contrast, 4.0 is built around balance and ease of play.
Honestly, I think WotC should have maintained both lines as parallel games.
(real life friends came up with this not me) The Resident Nonexistant Antichrist Neanderthal Amish Werewolf Jesus Delusion.
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2 years ago ::
Jun 28, 2011 - 8:36AM
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11. This is less of a prank....well, it sort of it. Anyways, my entire group fought their way into this dungeon with an NPC Dwarf paladin who wants to do away with this demon cult. Of course, there has to be a high priest somehwere, and he has to be a beast-y villainous boss. Well, they find him and are about to go in, when they decide to become evil, attack the paladin, and try to negotiate with the priest. I allow it, they kill the paladin, and are promptly fed to the a demon prince after the priest 'agrees' to give them infinite power.....
I am a level 29 Necro-POSTER!
"...And then the cheese came."
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2 years ago ::
Jul 11, 2011 - 2:06PM
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Jul 10, 2011
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12) Sign of sealing, Greater on a house door, then ghost sound *knock knock. See the unaware citzen blow up with his house. A bit pricy, too, but really funny! 
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2 years ago ::
Jul 11, 2011 - 10:38PM
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Oct 19, 2010
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12) Sign of sealing, Greater on a house door, then ghost sound *knock knock. See the unaware citzen blow up with his house. A bit pricy, too, but really funny!
Less prank and more brutal slaughter of the innocent...but to each his own I guess.
I just got married, 16.7.2011, to a sexy librarian :D Suck it fate, there's no justice in the real world. There's no way I deserve this  -------------- The most interesting rules always kinda taste like lasagna
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2 years ago ::
Aug 06, 2011 - 3:15PM
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13. Now, the rogue would have to be in league with the wizard to do this, or purchase a scroll of " Charm Animal", but it would be well worth the cost just for the Hilarity. The final two panels, specifically 
Recent H.S. Graduate! Survivor of stage 4 testicular cancer 
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