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2 years ago ::
Apr 30, 2011 - 12:45PM
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MOGS OF NEW ORC. In the movie Spaceballs John Candy played a Mog. A mog is a part man/part dog and is his own best friend. There are a couple of possible sources for Mogs. Savage Species has 2 Anthropomorphic dogmen. D20 Modern has moreaus based off the Andrew Swain novels. I will use the Riding Dogs.
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2 years ago ::
Apr 30, 2011 - 1:00PM
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MOG STATS. Size and Type; Medium Humanoid. HD;2D8. LEVEL ADJUSTMENT;+2. STARTING EFFECTIVE CHARACTER LEVEL;4. ABILITY ADJUSTMENTS;+4 to STR,DEX,CON,and WIS. SKILL POINTS(2+intelligence mod)X5 NATURAL ARMOR+1 SPEED ;30' ALLEGIANCE;MOGKIND OR FAMILY.
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2 years ago ::
Apr 30, 2011 - 1:21PM
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MOG NOTES CONT'D. Making multiple posts today because first mog post went to random post heaven. NEW ORCIES
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Mayor Koch faced a petition to ban Pit Bulls. Mayor Koch objected calling it a class war. Poor people use Pit Bulls as home security,the petition signers were of a higher income. Mayor Koch launched a PR campaign to clean up the Pit Bull's reputation and renamed them New Yorkies. I think all the Mogs in New Orc should be called New Orcies in official documents. Mogs are second class citizens. A law requires mogs to be spayed or neutered at age 8. Most Mogs live with their adoptive families or in a Mogtown. some Mogs protest being sterilyzed.
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2 years ago ::
Apr 30, 2011 - 2:25PM
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I just had a thought... why not reduce the bonus to one of the stats, and give them scent, to show off the more dog part, making them useful in not just as a form of home security, but also useful to hunters, police forces and bounty hunters? And maybe giving them a bite attack?
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2 years ago ::
Apr 30, 2011 - 7:57PM
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Been thinking of Alertness and Tracking feats from D+D. A bite attack would be ok,want to keep it weak.
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2 years ago ::
Apr 30, 2011 - 8:22PM
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A MOG AND HIS BONE ; A Mog adventure. overview
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A crazy group of mogs have been attacking skeletal beings and taking a legbone. Skeletor
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An adaption of the He-man villain. Works thru minions alot. Can replace missing limb but does'nt want to. Wishes to exterminate Mogs even worse than He-man. The Other Achmed The Dead Terrorist.
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An obscure cult of arabs raises a skeleton. The skeleton is given intelligence thu an Awaken Undead spell. Skeleton has regeneration and is used for training recruits. After 50 years becomes quite tough ,finds a magical belt to disguise nature and enters america. Mogs tear leg off first day in New Orc. No longer wants to destroy New Orc, instead wants death of all Mogs. This achmed screams things like'Silence,I keel you!". Based off Jeff Dunhams Achmed the Dead Terrorist. IVORY GUNN
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A skeleton was animated by the Gunn family. They Awakened it and trained as a Butler and Infiltrator. Upon the death of the Gunn family,Ivory came to america as a wid west bounty hunter. Ivory wears white boots,stetson,guns and gunbelt,other than that tends to let his bones hang out. Not a pleasent individual. I think I would like a street gang of Mogs to be responsible. The leadership position opened up and whoever brings the best bone gets to be the new top dog.
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2 years ago ::
May 07, 2011 - 8:48AM
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FROZEN CAVEMAN ANYONE? In the old days of Saturday Night Live there was a comedian named Phil Hartman. He had a comedy bit called "Frozen Caveman Lawyer". The bit was based around a thawed -out caveman who adapted to modern life by becoming a low-life ambulance -chasing shyster. This lawyer would always talk about ancient things like mastodons,then rapidly switch to compensation for his clients. FROZEN CAVEMAN POLICEMAN
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A cop who carries a Greatclub,goes ape? Comments" In the old days we had to avoid charging mastodons,your driving is almost as bad!". FROZEN CAVEWOMAN STREETWALKER
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Ugly and enthusiatic. Holds out a greatclub to block pcs progress past her,enthusiatically describes things that she does.
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2 years ago ::
May 10, 2011 - 1:56PM
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FROZEN CAVEMAN PRESIDENT? It seems that anybody can be president,just like they said when I was a child. Now a frozen caveman running for president would face a few hurdles. First he'd get jokes about how cavemen are stupid,fortunately we in America will elect some pretty dumb politicians,not nearly the hurdle it should be. Secondly will be accusations that while he may have been born in America,it wasn't America at the time. If he has citizenship and /or human rights he should be Ok though it will be tossed into his face constantly as a tactic to show he's,you know, not one of us. Third may be comments about would you let your sister marry one,tough to answer,it may be possible that your sister ain't that pretty her own self? Still could appeal to conservatives based on he's the oldest guy in the party,a big deal to the GOP. If he showboats and waves his Greatclub around and threatens to bash taxes he could be a viable candidate.
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2 years ago ::
May 12, 2011 - 5:01PM
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THE INFINETLY DIVISIBLE TROLL or, IS HALF A TROLL BETTER THAN NONE. Now,trolls are very popular monsters with Dms. Suppose you laid a troll down on a tablle saw and cut it in half from head to crotch. If you seperate the two halves do they regenerate into two trolls? If you cut a troll cleric or adept in half would you get two spellcasters? Now,suppose you cut trolls in half every 25 days,about how long it takes a 500 lb troll to regrow to his full weight,although the missing arm and leg regrows in about a half hour or so. You could in a year create 4 or 5 thousand spellcasters? If a troll requires 80 lbs of dog food a day while regrowing their missing half,then this would mean 200 tons of dog food would be required for 5,000 trolls. Dog food would be easy to transport and store,too bad Purina doesn't make Troll Chow. Suppose this was a government plot and a half troll escapes. He hops down the street,meets the pcs and begs for help because madmen keep cutting him in half. Could a criminal organization sell troll adepts to other criminal organizations? How often do pcs meet the same troll before they realize whats going on,does the troll introduce himself? Suppose you had an automated factory with waldo's and troll pits, automatic feeding tubes like a gerbil has?
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2 years ago ::
May 14, 2011 - 4:37AM
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More Trollish thoughts. When a troll cleric is cut in half it should produce two clerics with their own access to their god's spells? Suppose you argued that each cleric has to establish a link to the god .force or philosophy they worship? This would mean that cutting a troll cleric in half produces two potential clerics who need to train and meditate to re-establish their link to Vaprak the Destroyer or who-ever? If the god in question just automatically grants access to divine magic does 5000 clerics being created cause the deity to take notice? Does a god get more powers from the increase in worship? Imagine a government base where they create and train 5000 troll clerics for covert work. Vaprak the Destroyer objects and sends an avatar formed from the power granted by all his new clerics. The avatar is armed with a greatclub. The avatar meets Frozen Caveman Cop. An arguement ensues. Suddenly two plug-uglies are bashing each other with clubs. "Welcome to the club." "We're having a Bash." Biff... Bam.. Bonk... if Frozen Caveman Prostituite gets involved it will be Boink not Bonk? just a few random thoughts.
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