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PEACEFUL POND. A sidequest for when pcs need to leave New Orc till things cool down. Peaceful Pond is a small town that has a large lake. Recently developers built houses all around what was an undeveloped lake. A lot of these McMansions had mermaids as maids or mistresses and the Mermmaid population in the lake has grown from 5 to 36. Tensions are mounting. Factions are as follows. Town Guys. Show Town Girls Show Rich Guys Show rich girls Show Some incidents; A rich girl goes out to her dock and gives dirty looks to the mermaids. The mermaids glare back. The rich girl goes inside and gets a pouch of coffee grounds and pours it slowly into the lake. A mermaid comes ashore and "Legs-up" and catfight insues with people around the lake filming it. Police break things up. Next incident involves a precocius 2 year old mermaid learns to walk on land early and goes for a stroll on land without adult guardianship. The Pcs are asked to help quietly search for her. When the pcs catch up to what looks like a nude 17 year old how bad do things get? If they grab her she starts to cry for her mom,cops materialise out of thin air while a dozen camera phones record events for posting to internet. If they chase her she streaks away thru the night,where's the most embarassing place for her to go? When the cops arrest pcs do the Mermaids admit they asked for help or pretend they don't know Pcs? I  call this the Ariel Goes For A Stroll scenario. Nothing like a trip to a quiet small town to help Pcs to get away from it all.

THE EGGS-CHANGE, A nefarious organization. Imagine the scene,the pcs hear of a criminal organization is shipping an unlawful cargo thru a warehouse. they break into the warehouse and see stacks of what looks like egg cartons surrounding individual space heaters. If the pcs open a cartoon they find a dozen kobold eggs inside. The Eggshange is selling millions of dollars worth of kobold slaves to mining companies. Some eggs that the Eggschange might be into. GIANT EAGLE 5OOOO $ Show GRIFFON 70000$ Show HARPY 64000 $ Show HIPPOGRIFF 40000 $ Show KOBOLD 40$ Show LIZARDFOLK 80$ Show MERMAID 200$ Show NAGA 70000-250000 $ Show GIANT OWL 50000$ Show OWLBEAR 60000$ Show more to follow. 

CROCIDILES-LIZARDFOLK in D+D terms. Crocs in New Orc do not get a -2 to intelligence, provided they were born in New Orc and didn't migrate in from the "wilds". Crocs live in Croc houses, 60 adults, 30 children , 6 eggs and one leader,often a dragon,naga or yuan-ti. There are about 100 croc house in Croctown on the outskirts of New Orc. In this world I want males to be 5 ft and weigh 200 LBS. I want females to be 7 Ft. and weigh 250 Lbs. Crocs can live to be 200 years old,12 feet in length and weigh a ton. I would like this to be a matriarchial society ,unlike D+D which is normally patriarchal in nature. I want Semunya to still be their god of choice. BE LARGE,BE STRONG,LIVE LONG Show

HEAT Show LOCKERS Show CLOTHING Show COMMUNAL LIVING Show OCCUPATIONS Show Spiked club and shield Show Pc adventures might involve getting a male the right to breed. Hiring a female croc as muscle and not knowing she's female becuse of lack of mammaries could lead to humorous misunderstandings. A croc telling a pc that they look nice and heavy might be mis -understood as well. In New Orc muggers are reluctant to attack Crocs because they have such thick armor and a tendancy to bite off and swallow arms,juries have also been reluctant to judge against crocs for this instinctive behavior,nobody feels sorry for a New Orc mugger.

A day in the life of Olive,a fairly typical croc. Olive wakes up in the morning , rising from a heated massage couch and going to the communal toilet. Leaving the toilet she heads to the kitchen for a breakfast of five lbs of meat,live or boiled piping hot depending on her mood. She hits the locker room and dresses in a fresh overall with an olive -colored sweater. She carries her other stuff in a backpack. She also puts on her whiffler,a device that fits in her jaws and allows her to perform CPR on a human,this goes on a chain around her neck. She catches the bus to a nearby bakery,she has some cooking skills but mainly does manual labor around the kitchen. They allow her to eat a gallon of  used grease once a week and occasionaly give her some three day old baked goods. By croc standards this minimum wage job is worth it,food plus a paycheck for the tribe. On thursday olive does a 4 hour shift as a lifeguard and also pulls a full shift on saturdays. This pays better but no food,chlorine in the pool stings a little,but Olive likes teaching human children who look at her 7 foot tall,250 LB body with respect. Olive catches the bus home,sitting backwards to give her tired tailbone a rest. Olive hits the lockers at the crochouse,dropping off her stuff and putting dirty clothes in a hamper to be washed by the young children of the tribe. Olive hits the toilet,communally -owned and built for a croc's tail. Olive then goes upstairs to the kitchen and drops off any baked goods she didn't eat at the bakery. she eats another 5 lb meal. Olive goes down to the heated pool and swims for a few minutes and then places her head on the edge of the pool for a 2 hour snooze. Olive wakes up,goes for a potty break and has another 5lb snack. Olive then goes down stairs and hits the heated massage table for a 2 hour snooze. Olive awakens from snoooze #2, a dry one,pottybreak followed by 5 lb snack. Olive then takes a third snooze in the pool,pottybreak,kitchen snack. The fourth snooze is her last and is on a heated massage table where she gets an oil rubdown,this starts a new day. Sunday is a church day with some group activities led by the tribes adepts under the direction of a water nage who leads this tribe.

An adventure thought. "How the Cookie Crumbles."I would like to have some Keebler elves in this world,along with some cookie based monsters and themes. KEEBLER ELVES Show BAKING Show Professions Show The Tree Show DOGS Show Now suppose the Keeblers come to the Pcs with problems. Some one has stolen a cookie recipe. Some One has stolen a cookie shipment. Something is causing leaves to fall off the tree. A keebler is attacked. Who is behind these problems? Cookie Monster Show PILSBURY Show Amos Show THE LORAX Show Is this an important adventure? Recall the words of Ray Romano "Never Underestimate the Power of the Cookie !" The Keeblers have a lot of fans and friends can help the Pcs out of many a jam.