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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:47PM
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2007
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To somehow dissolve the tension (while still being D&D related enough not to be in the OTT) I've decided to try and resurrect an old idea for a humorous thread. Back in 3.5 days there was a thread about D&D spells but with pants. The thread title is one of the better results. In 4e we have powers and rituals, which promises more pantsy goodness than ever! I'll start with a few things from the PHB: 1. Pants of Faith 2. Righteous Pants 3. Cause Pants 4. Pants of Peace 5. Pants of Unyielding Valor 6. Reaping Pants 7. Covering Pants 8. Rain of Pants 9. Cage of Pants 10. Ultimate Pants 11. All Pants Are Off 12. Lay on Pants 13. Staggering Pants 14. United in Pants 15. Certain Pants 16. Split the Pants 17. Pants Cascade 18. Wandering Pants 19. King's Pants 20. Pants on the Wind ...and maybe I'll stop before I'll use up all the good ones 
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:48PM
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21. Pants of Enmity
22. Cataclysmic Pants
Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht anders. Das Fliegende Spaghettimonster helfe mir. RAmen.
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:52PM
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Date Joined:
May 11, 2010
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Bigby's Grasping Pants?
Mordenkainen's Guardian Pants?
Scorching Pants?
Pants Swarm?
Wizard's Pants?
Illusory Pants?
Second (pair of) Pants? :P
Healing Pants?
Majestic Pants?
Tide of Pants?
Press the Pants?
Archpants?
Scion of Pants?
Dispantsen?
Oath of Pants?
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:55PM
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Date Joined:
Jul 28, 2002
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Let's not forget two that everyone can use.
Melee Pants Attack
Ranged Pants Attack
Yes, the latest book/release that you don't like is a blatant attempt by Wizards of the Coast to make money off the fanbase. They all are. That's kinda the point of the Free Enterprise system, companies are in it to make money... Spoiler:
Show
You can't! I tried... and the next night masked men came into my house and beat me until I burned up my ranger character sheet and rolled a scout. They told me... if I ever thought of making a non-essential character that they would kill mitsy..... OH GOD THEY ARE COMING BACK AND ARE FORCING ME TO BUY HEROES OF SHADOWS! SOMEONE STOP THEM PLEASE!
Your DM is your friend. He's not trying to screw with you, or dick you around. Play your character how your character would act. Accept that your character won't always be able to do what he's best at, but also know that as a goddamn HERO, he's gonna try to do his best at what he can do.
Roleplay your goddamn character, make the decisions he would make, and roll appropriately. Everything will be fine.
But filling a post with vitriol, hate-filled comments, like "these people should be fired", swearing at us or other ambiguous members of the company - there really is no reason for that. Please share your feedback respectfully, and consider how you would share your ideas if this were a face to face conversation between real people, not faceless names on a screen.
If you see me posting in a thread about editions or Essentials (that isn't simply a rules thread or similar) remind me that I'm trying to stay away from them. (My blood pressure will thank us both.)
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:57PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 22, 2006
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:57PM
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Date Joined:
May 11, 2004
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At-Wills for the Pants oriented Wizard
Magic Pants
Thunderpants
Scorching Pants
Pants of Frost
Winged Pants
Pants Pillar
Illusory Pants
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:58PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 22, 2006
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also pants-taking slam
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 12:59PM
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some more avenger-themed ones...
Brand on the Pants (ouch)
Merciless Pants
Pants of Destiny
Executioner's Pants
Pants of Damnation
Inescapable Pants
Pants of Guilt
and a few invoker-ish...
Apocalypse from the Pants
Summon Angel of Pants
Pants of the Gods
Racking Pants of Pain (ouch x2)
Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht anders. Das Fliegende Spaghettimonster helfe mir. RAmen.
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 1:01PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 24, 2009
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Swordmage Shielding Pants
Come and Get Pants!
Lead the Pants
Hurl through Pants
Thirteen Baleful Pants
Pants on the Wind
Furious Pants
Armathor's Pants
Dimensional Pants
Transposing Pants
Pants of Agony
Host of the HTL Podcast Series: http://www.holdtheline.com/media/category/htl-podcast.6/ 
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3 years ago ::
Jul 26, 2010 - 1:01PM
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Date Joined:
Jul 15, 2008
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Tension? What tension? I think these forums are essentially tension free. [rimshot]
Looking at my invoker:
23: Hand of Pants
24: Grasping Pants
25: Pants of Astral Fire
26: Demand Pants
27: Written in Pants
Actually, all of the level 9 invoker dailies can work for this:
28: Baleful Pants
29: Bestowed Pants
AKA
30: Pants Lunacy
31: Brand the Pants
32: Cast the First Pants
33: Cerulean Pants
34: Fourfold Invocation of Pants
35: Hall of Thunderous Pants
AKA
36: Pants of Thunderous Battle
37: Herald the Pants Unleashed
38: Malediction of Pants
AKA
39: Pants of Rigidity
40: Summon Pants Angel
41: Twist of Pants
AKA
42: Pants of Fate
43: Visions of Pants
I think from this experiment, we can scientifically conclude that "pants" is a darned funny word.
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