You know how there used to be a 'You are now leaving Wizards.com' splash screen when one clicked an outside link? They really need to bring that back, if only one that says 'Warning! You have clicked a TVtropes link! If you value your sanity, your life, and the span of time between now and your passing out due to exhaustion, do not continue!' I further move that linking to TVtropes be criminalized as a form of electronic assault, and that the site itself be classified as a schedule one narcotic.
You're right. There's no excuse for my blantant overuse of tvtropes links. Though I'm a firm believer that tropes will improve your life, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't doing it partially...
29. Me and the missus are trying to get pregnant, so I'll wait in this little hole. 30. It's my birthday today, not my funeral. 31. This awesome merchant sold me these invisible clothes! 32. I heard I could use healing surges in extended naps! 33. Nobody asked me nicely to fight. 34. Because I really want to see what this potion does. 35. Because I really want to see what this lever does. 36. I heard bullseyes are are in now. 37. That armor really doesn't go with this helmet. 38. If swords and other weapons are a reflection of my manhood I think this dagger/quarterstaff/flail suits me better. 39. I took an oath of silence. 40. But he just looks so adorable!
The numbering got screwed up a bit. This one is actually number...
42. Because fire is like duct tape. It can solve all problems. If it doesn't solve all problems, you just aren't using enough.
43. Okay, so we all agree one sword is cool, right? And two swords are even cooler, yes? So dual-wielding two double swords would be like wielding four swords at the same time. See where I'm going with this?
45. Ravel8's boredom was infectious. 46. I really suck at decisionmaking. 47. Chose my attack power based on eenie meenie miny moe. 48. because my characters intelligence is too low. 49. because I actually rolled a 3.5th character and was 'winging it'. 50. my allies looked more threatening than the enemy.