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3 years ago  ::  Apr 19, 2010 - 1:57PM #71
RObbiee
Date Joined: Mar 16, 2009
Posts: 95
There's some excrement on the end of your sword.

No the other end
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 19, 2010 - 2:24PM #72
angelus_obscura
Date Joined: Feb 6, 2006
Posts: 1,111
Resistance is futile. You will be annihilated. borg.gif
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 19, 2010 - 5:24PM #73
evil_warlock
Date Joined: Apr 1, 2009
Posts: 68
The fact that I am about to kill you in a horrible way might not be of any comfort to you but then again, that was never my intention.

I made a mistake letting you live the first time, I never make the same mistake twice.

Prepare yourself. 
It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy. I love the Republic. Once this crisis has abated, I will lay down the powers you have given me!
(Senator Palpatine, soon to be Emperor)

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3 years ago  ::  Apr 19, 2010 - 7:47PM #74
MieoraBloodsong
Date Joined: Jan 14, 2010
Posts: 359
Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!

Delete. Delete. Delete.
Going out of your way to break the game and then complaining that it is broken is like beating a wall with a sledge hammer for an hour and then claiming its a bad wall.

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3 years ago  ::  Apr 19, 2010 - 10:49PM #75
RavenQueenBlade
Date Joined: Oct 12, 2009
Posts: 354
My Bane worshiping fighter/ranger vs a Paladin of Bane,

Before knockdown assault. "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig!"
After KDA, activate Grasping Trident, Pinning move, AP AoTR
"Squeal, piggy, Squeal!"

Rd 2 PoB still pinned, "Ya know what goes with bacon? MORE bacon. Come and Get It!"

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3 years ago  ::  Apr 20, 2010 - 12:19AM #76
ungulateman
Date Joined: Mar 21, 2010
Posts: 85
"Burn, spawn of darkness. Pelor commands it."
Leaders are fifth wheels - the steering one.
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 20, 2010 - 4:12AM #77
Chiba_Monkey
Date Joined: Aug 21, 2003
Posts: 2,205
When slaying/banishing a demon/devil:
"Back to your master, dog!  Tell him to beat you for not learning your lessons!"
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 21, 2010 - 12:50PM #78
Jadebrain
Date Joined: Jun 30, 2009
Posts: 203
This one's better at the end of the fight, as the enemy is dying; I have a friend, who, after killing the last enemy on the battlefield, sat down next to the near-dead villain, and said "It's okay, don't worry, it's going to be alright, I'M GONNA EAT YOUR HEART!!!"
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 21, 2010 - 3:14PM #79
Imoba
Date Joined: Feb 13, 2010
Posts: 45
A player of mine's cleric has his holy symbol attached to his craghammer:
"Let me lay Bahamut's blessings upon you!" *Wham*
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 21, 2010 - 6:20PM #80
Novatack
Date Joined: Feb 27, 2009
Posts: 221
Don't make me come back there and seperate you!
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