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3 years ago ::
Apr 13, 2010 - 1:27PM
#51
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Date Joined:
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"FALCHION...PUNCH"
Zammm = Batman. Bronies unite."I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." It's my sig in a box
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Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game.
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:
Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy."
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."
I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.
Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious. 
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol. 
I have the same problem with women.
Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
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And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.
O' Jesus
Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.
Amen.
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears  would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic  , giving you time to set up your silly  combo  . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills 
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 13, 2010 - 4:31PM
#52
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Date Joined:
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Taking a cue from TF2:
"So much blood!"
"Cry some more!"
"Run, run, I'm coming for you!"
"Keep crying baby!"
"Good time to run, coward!"
"I have a plan for you: more pain!"
"The burning you feel? It is shame!"
"Hit the floor, pal. You're done."
"A lot of good that [weapon] did ya."
"If [god] wanted you to live, he/she would not have created me!"
"This is MY world! YOU are not welcome in MY world!"
"I joined/formed this [group] just to kill maggots like you!"
"Never bring a [weak weapon/implement] to the battlefield, war is not a game!"
"This is not a camping trip! This is war, and I LOVE IT!"
"You will not turn my battlefield into a playground!"
"You are a coward, and you'll die like one!"
"Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!"
"Your white flag does not stop [god's] [weapon]!
"If you know what's good for ya, you will run!"
"The last word out of your mouth will be "SIR/MAM!", and it will be loud!"
"You will not be missed."
"Go to hell and tell [creature's god] I'm coming for him/her next!"
"It's lads/lasses like you that give war a bad name!"
"Take it like a man!"
"Son/girl! I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face!"
"You'd best be lying down!"
"Keep running your mouth, while it's still attached to your neck!"
"Say goodbye to your head!"
"Where'd I get ya that time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track."
"Your'e making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse!"
"Nothing personal, I'm just better."
"Nice try, but I'm the best!"
"There you were, very full of yourself. Then briefly surprised. Then dead."
"Lend me a shovel, so I can dig your grave!"
"Nothing personal. I just have to shut you up!"
"At least you died for honor - and MY amusement!"
"Oh, who will they ever find to replace you? ANYONE!"
"They can bury you in the 'tomb of the unskilled soldier'!"
"Does it hurt when I do that? It does, DOESN'T IT?!"
"Oh please, just stay down!"
"Promise not to bleed on my suit/armor and I'll kill you quickly."
"Well, this was a disappointment!"
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3 years ago ::
Apr 13, 2010 - 6:46PM
#53
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Date Joined:
Jan 26, 2006
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Weapon
"What was your name? Eh, it may as well be 'Nail',"
"Prepare to be penetrated by my 12" pick!"
"If'd you'd only surrendered back in Ogdenville, the chains wouldn't have had spikes on them,"
Racial
"Fear not, dear Dragonborn, for it does not end here. You will exist beyond the mortal coil as an exquisite hand bag and a pair of shoes,"
"I'm gonna make you into 2 quarterlings,"
"This probably isn't the first time I've killed you, anyway,"
"Your kind can take any shape, eh? Try this one: puddle of goo,"
"I think I'll fashion your horns into a weapon with which I will kill more of you,"
General
"Count each hewing blow as it connects. See how high you can get before you fade away,"
"No, you'll just look down and see your bowels,"
"Any last words?" [kill adversary immediately]
"You are just one of thousands,"
"Sing for me!" [inflict painful, but not lethal, injury]
"Brought to you by The Mutherf'n' Paladin: bringin the GAME since you dun PISSED HIM AWFF!"
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3 years ago ::
Apr 13, 2010 - 7:07PM
#54
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Date Joined:
Jun 14, 2008
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You know... you should get your whole party to do this... Using a hand crossbow with a burst to dispatch a pile of guys... looking at the last ones.. "I bet you're wondering, Did he fire 6 shots or only 5?" When you kill the next guy... yell, " 5!" Then look at the last guy... " Make my day." For Unreal Tournament I created a voice pack for my skin. My call sign was Preacher.  "Sing for me choir boy!" "Be healed!" "Bless you my child." "I shall pray for you." "Hallelujah!" "You are not worthy!" Other voice packs were funny and highly inappropriate. The Pr0n one had (in a female voice), "I heard its good for your hair." "Oops. Looks like we'll need a towel." "Yes yes yes!" (Think, When Harry Met Sally.) "Bad girls need love too." Actually the basic taunts from UT were quite good. "Duck faster next time!" "I just turned that guy into a bunch of leaky meat!" "Try turning the safety off!" (If you hit a guy before he gets his crossbow bolt off...) "HEADSHOT!" I had some great robot voices from a synthesizer which I used for bot skins; "You need upgrades." "Do you see the blue screen?" "Your programming is inferior." There was this little alien skin which had a great voice pack; "MY PLANET!" "This is more fun than a**l probing!" "Inferior lifeform!" "Exterminate!" UT3 had some great ones: "Death warrant enforced!" "I think I made my point." "Yeach! I got it in my hair!" "Burning meat make me hungry." If fire is involved; "Smells like a BBQ!" "MMM... Just like mama used to make!" (Awsome if you're a half orc.) "This makes me hungry."
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3 years ago ::
Apr 14, 2010 - 12:54AM
#55
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Date Joined:
Nov 27, 2005
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Weapon
"What was your name? Eh, it may as well be 'Nail',"
"When you have a hammer everything looks like a DEAD!"
Zammm = Batman. Bronies unite."I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." It's my sig in a box
Show
Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game.
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:
Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy."
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."
I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.
Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol.
I have the same problem with women.
Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
Show
And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.
O' Jesus
Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.
Amen.
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic , giving you time to set up your silly combo . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 14, 2010 - 8:35AM
#56
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2007
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Weapon
"What was your name? Eh, it may as well be 'Nail',"
"When you have a hammer everything looks like a DEAD!"
"Stop! HAMMER TIME!"
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3 years ago ::
Apr 14, 2010 - 1:53PM
#57
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Date Joined:
Mar 28, 2010
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You are about to be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed and even in some which are technically impossible!
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3 years ago ::
Apr 14, 2010 - 3:54PM
#58
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Date Joined:
Jan 29, 2005
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Lines for a Paladin:
I shall spread the buttery justice of (Deity's name) over the toast of your iniquity.
The succulent jam of light shall sweeten the sourdough of your evil ways.
The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste.
The spatula of purity shall scramble the eggs of your malfeasance.
Props if you know where these are from
The Tick!
SPOOON!
Eh, Fork that.
The end of Dorkness Rising!
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3 years ago ::
Apr 14, 2010 - 11:22PM
#59
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Date Joined:
Mar 19, 2007
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"you have been weighed, you have been measured and have been found wanting"
to something that just won't go down
"try coming back from that one"
one enemy left
"I have killed all your friends, what chance do you think you have?"
Start of battle
"start praying"
"I may not have trueseeing but I can plainly see, you did not/will not die as a man"
"this just isn't your day"
"(speicies here) are born with (however many that speicies has of an apendage that you will cut off) and some die with (limb -1) seems like you will be in the latter group"
"Oh and you were doing soo well"
"what you were fighting"
"Uh, he was like that when I got here"
Against a controller
"your parlor tricks have no effect on me, but my (weapon here) will split your skull"
Killed many of enemies buddies and some or at least one pleaded for its life
"you know a (creature) is most honest when its about to die, you could say I knew your buddy better than you did"
"you want to know how I got this scar" change story every time
Man I was only going to write one.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 15, 2010 - 1:24AM
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Lines for a Paladin:
I shall spread the buttery justice of (Deity's name) over the toast of your iniquity.
The succulent jam of light shall sweeten the sourdough of your evil ways.
The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste.
The spatula of purity shall scramble the eggs of your malfeasance.
Props if you know where these are from
The Tick!
SPOOON!
Eh, Fork that.
The end of Dorkness Rising!
Ding ding, internet cookie for you sir! 
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you loads
