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3 years ago ::
Apr 21, 2010 - 7:56PM
#81
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Date Joined:
Mar 10, 2010
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-You're already dead, you just haven't accepted it yet.
-Assuming your children would look anything like you, I just did the world a favor.
-MISTAKE!
-You were soft... my blade, however, was not...
-You suck at living, I wonder how you are at dying?
-Do you hear that? That is the sound of death.
-Do not weep, I have shown you a kindness. Now you don't have to watch as I kill your friends.
-Death visits us all eventually, apparently some sooner than others.
edit: stupid typos
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3 years ago ::
Apr 21, 2010 - 9:31PM
#82
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Date Joined:
Aug 16, 2007
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"Your about to die. Suck it up."
"Better hope your going someplace with a good god...."
"Your god will be dissapointed." (best said to someone religious)
"Your ancestors will be dissapointed." (best said to a dwarf or a dragon)
"Your friend I just killed will be dissapointed." (best said to a guy that just vowed to avenge their comrade)
"Your minions will be dissapointed." (best said to the dungeons boss)
"Your boss will be dissapointed." (best said to any mook)
"Life is a gamble, you just lost the bet."
"Hey when I kill you, can I have your (cool item)?"
"My patience is short, like your life."
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3 years ago ::
Apr 21, 2010 - 11:08PM
#83
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"Feel honored to witness my skills; if you watch carefully you may see something beautiful before you die".
"Here, hold this a sec." *STAB*
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is ARRRGGGHHH THE SUN!!!" *PHOOM*
-- Vampire theatre
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3 years ago ::
Apr 22, 2010 - 8:37AM
#84
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Thank you! You've been a great audience!
"When Friday comes, we'll all call rats fish."
D&D Outsider
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3 years ago ::
Apr 22, 2010 - 3:58PM
#85
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Date Joined:
Mar 12, 2010
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One for the beginning of a battle:
"Good day, this is a robbery and today we have a once in a lifetime, two for one special offer for you: Your money and your life!"
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3 years ago ::
Apr 22, 2010 - 11:17PM
#86
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Date Joined:
Mar 21, 2010
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(Druid / Warden): "Nature is an arms race. You lost."
Leaders are fifth wheels - the steering one.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 23, 2010 - 4:44AM
#87
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Date Joined:
Dec 28, 2008
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Used if you are going to manage to send someone hurling off a cliff or some type of pit:
"Scream on the way down, I want to hear how deep it goes."
Got it from a He-Man cartoon, can't remember if that is the exact quote but its pretty close.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 23, 2010 - 2:04PM
#88
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Date Joined:
Apr 23, 2010
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Our Monk was able to heal people by punching them in the nuts.
Instead of having somethign cool to say before killing someone he had funny **** to say before healing someone.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 24, 2010 - 7:45AM
#89
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Date Joined:
Jul 22, 2008
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"{Insert Race} are tasty..."
Of course, my character who was an orphan just learned that one of his parents is a vampire and his vampiric heritage is coming into play. He is still coping...
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3 years ago ::
Apr 24, 2010 - 10:12AM
#90
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"Pop Quiz, how long does is take to beat a moron to Death? *dramatic pause* Bam, sorry times up, you're dead!"
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