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3 years ago ::
Apr 09, 2010 - 9:58PM
#11
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Date Joined:
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"Watch your back in the afterlife. I'm gonna get you there, too,"
"Tell them who sent you,"
"Close your eyes and think of boobies,"
"This was your life,"
"It's ok to cry,"
"Be at peace,"
"You're done here,"
"Relax, all your worries are over,"
"It will only hurt for a little bit,"
"You've outrun the reaper a long time, Demetrius, but you can't outrun me,"
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3 years ago ::
Apr 09, 2010 - 10:00PM
#12
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Date Joined:
Jan 26, 2006
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"Watch your back in the afterlife. I'm gonna get you there, too,"
"Tell them who sent you,"
"Close your eyes and think of boobies,"
"This was your life,"
"It's ok to cry,"
"Be at peace,"
"You're done here,"
"Relax, all your worries are over,"
"It will only hurt for a little bit,"
"You've outrun the reaper a long time, Demetrius, but you can't outrun me,"
Oh, didn't know we were doing movie quotes. 
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3 years ago ::
Apr 09, 2010 - 10:41PM
#13
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Date Joined:
Feb 20, 2010
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*using some Dominate effect*
"Stop killing yourself, stop killing yourself!"
The Smithy Knew
He'd Lost His Groove
When Scalding Sparks
Left His Chin Too Smooth
Dwarvenshave
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3 years ago ::
Apr 09, 2010 - 10:48PM
#14
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Date Joined:
Nov 27, 2005
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"Mega-magic flame!"
"Pain."
"Lady Luck be kind!"
"Happy hour!"
"FOR SCIENCE!"
"The XP is afoot!"
"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this; my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!"
Also, my avenger is fond of shouting "YOU GON' DIE!" at his oath of emnity target followed by "I told you so." when the job is finished.
Zammm = Batman. Bronies unite."I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." It's my sig in a box
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Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game.
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:
Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy."
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."
I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.
Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious. 
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol. 
I have the same problem with women.
Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
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And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.
O' Jesus
Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.
Amen.
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears  would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic  , giving you time to set up your silly  combo  . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills 
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 09, 2010 - 11:16PM
#15
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Date Joined:
Apr 22, 2004
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To steal some quotes from Advance wars:
"Heh heh heh. It only hurts for a moment."
"A battle with me is a greater honor than you deserve!"
"To be defeated is to lose everything. Are you prepared for that outcome?"
For druids: "Neither man nor machine can withstand the fury of nature!"
"You're going to regret challenging me!"
"You've got courage to face me, I'll give you that much!"
ranged characters: "Where's the fool that wants to help me with target practice?!"
"You put up a good fight, but this is the end!"
"This will be a crushing victory!"
"Don't even give them time for regret!"
"Heh heh... Impressive! You had almost overtaken me... Almost!"
"I have no interest in underlings. Begone!"
"Heh heh heh... I'm going to enjoy breaking you!"
"The look of terror on your face... It's absolutely delicious!"
Before using a daily: "I give you credit for pushing me this far."
"Prepare to embrace darkness!"
"You will tremble before my power!"
"Fear is all you have left..."
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3 years ago ::
Apr 10, 2010 - 12:30AM
#16
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Date Joined:
Apr 16, 2009
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One of my character concepts would not say anything at all. She would just point at an enemy and make a "come here" gesture. With a loud creaking sound like a very rusty hinge. And the enemy feels like he has been marked to die.
(Reventant Wilden, Pursuit Avenger, devotee of the Raven Queen.)
"The world does not work the way you have been taught it does. We are not real as such; we exist within The Story. Unfortunately for you, you have inherited a condition from your mother known as Primary Protagonist Syndrome, which means The Story is interested in you. It will find you, and if you are not ready for the narrative strands it will throw at you..." - from Footloose
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3 years ago ::
Apr 10, 2010 - 1:46AM
#17
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Date Joined:
Nov 27, 2005
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Zammm = Batman. Bronies unite."I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." It's my sig in a box
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Everything is better when you read it in Bane's voice.
Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.
Funny story:
InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game.
I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul:
Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?"
Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy."
Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb."
Me: "*Sigh*. Okay."
I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board.
Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.
My DM on Battleminds:
no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.
Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol.
I have the same problem with women.
Is this my new ego sig? Yes it is, other Barry
Show
And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now.
O' Jesus
Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle.
Amen.
It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic , giving you time to set up your silly combo . Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills
Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 10, 2010 - 2:52AM
#18
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2007
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"Aaaaand you're out!"
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3 years ago ::
Apr 10, 2010 - 7:38AM
#19
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Date Joined:
May 21, 2009
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Just who the f*** do you think I am?!
Drop the PC nonsense. Laying waste to thousands of enemies by raining fire and death from the sky is women's work, dammit!
By: Boraxe
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3 years ago ::
Apr 10, 2010 - 8:29AM
#20
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Date Joined:
Feb 20, 2010
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Just who the f*** do you think I am?!
"I'm the Goddamn Artificier!"
The Smithy Knew
He'd Lost His Groove
When Scalding Sparks
Left His Chin Too Smooth
Dwarvenshave
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you loads
