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3 years ago  ::  May 19, 2010 - 2:41AM #131
Fireclave
Date Joined: Apr 29, 2006
Posts: 2,145
"This is my Dragonborn Fighter. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

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"My Dragonborn Fighter is my best friend. It is my life. I have mastered it as I have mastered my life. My Dragonborn Fighter, without me, is bloodied. Without my Dragonborn Fighter, I am bloodied. I will command my Dragonborn Fighter true. It will swing harder than my enemy who is trying to kill us. We will kill him before he kills us. We will...

My Dragonborn Fighter and myself know that what counts in this war is not the arrows we fire, the clash of our steel, nor the smoking rumble we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

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Dragonborn Fighter is gnomish, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its racial features, its class features and its breath weapon. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Dragonborn Fighter buffed clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Dol Dorn, I swear this creed. My Dragonborn Fighter and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Breland's and there is no enemy, but peace!"


-The Warlord's Creed
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3 years ago  ::  May 20, 2010 - 12:23AM #132
xanthor
Date Joined: May 11, 2010
Posts: 23
Vampire (about to die by a human's hand) - No...but your just cattle

Harry Dresdan, Wizard - Moo

I was playing a Shader Kai brawler who had just been knocked unconsious by a dragon, at the brink of death my shaman rezzes me to full and my palli make us all get up.  I stand up and say something along the lines of this.

"The name of the god of death is long forgotten, but she is called the Raven Queen. She is the spinner of fate and the patron of winter. She marks the end of each mortal life, she has marked yours, and she has sent me.  I am the weapon at her command, I am the sword that will strike you down.  I am Kalareese (my name lol) and I am the last thing you will ever see."

It was kewl at the moment...seems cheesy now lol
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3 years ago  ::  May 20, 2010 - 12:39AM #133
xanthor
Date Joined: May 11, 2010
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Apr 19, 2010 -- 7:47PM, MieoraBloodsong wrote:

Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!

Delete. Delete. Delete.




Dalek and the new Cybermen from Doctor Who!!  Brilliant!!

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3 years ago  ::  May 20, 2010 - 7:29AM #134
MieoraBloodsong
Date Joined: Jan 14, 2010
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You pretty much can't go wrong with Doctor Who.  I've just been waiting for the day when I can use Matt Smith's trap quote, because we quote doctor who ALL THE TIME at my table.
Going out of your way to break the game and then complaining that it is broken is like beating a wall with a sledge hammer for an hour and then claiming its a bad wall.

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3 years ago  ::  May 21, 2010 - 3:09AM #135
Demetri_Knighthawk
Date Joined: Jun 16, 2006
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May 20, 2010 -- 7:29AM, MieoraBloodsong wrote:

You pretty much can't go wrong with Doctor Who.  I've just been waiting for the day when I can use Matt Smith's trap quote, because we quote doctor who ALL THE TIME at my table.



Recite please?

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3 years ago  ::  May 21, 2010 - 4:43AM #136
Whitt
Date Joined: Aug 9, 2007
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May 21, 2010 -- 3:09AM, Demetri_Knighthawk wrote:

May 20, 2010 -- 7:29AM, MieoraBloodsong wrote:

You pretty much can't go wrong with Doctor Who.  I've just been waiting for the day when I can use Matt Smith's trap quote, because we quote doctor who ALL THE TIME at my table.



Recite please?





The Doctor: Oh, big, big mistake. Really huge. Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap. If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap. 
Bob: And what would that be, sir? 
The Doctor: Me.

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3 years ago  ::  May 21, 2010 - 8:15AM #137
MieoraBloodsong
Date Joined: Jan 14, 2010
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thanks Whitt, now I don't have to type it out!
Going out of your way to break the game and then complaining that it is broken is like beating a wall with a sledge hammer for an hour and then claiming its a bad wall.

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3 years ago  ::  May 23, 2010 - 1:29PM #138
Shinoh-sama
Date Joined: May 23, 2010
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"FUUUNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRAAAAAABBBBAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

"Oh I´m so sorry I forgot to go easy on you."

"Your story ends here."

"I will share with you, my darkness."

"Let me show you, true fear."

"Tell me your name, so that I can carve it on your tomb."

" You really should value your life more."

"Over already?"

"I´ll show you what true power is."

"Rain of blood shall rain down today."

"Hell awaits peon."

"Well if your offering me your lives I´ll just have to take them."

"Escuse people but it´s time for my daily massacre."

for marcial monks - "FALCON PUNCH!!!" hahaha classic

after killing the first one in case there´s a group of them - "Oh I´m sorry it´s just to hard to step on an ant without squashing it."

"I feel so generous today that I´ll let you have the first strike. Go head, go for my arms, legs heck you can even kill me with this strike."

"Some just can´t wait to die."

"huh??? I´m sorry were you talking to me?"

"You know there´s 0.0000000000000000000000000657% chance that a look can kill, so you shouldn´t get upset when someone tries to kill you for staring at them."

or simply go with the classics like:

"Say hello to my little friend." or  "Do you feel lucky......PUnnnnk???" 

"You underestemate  the Dark Side of the Force."

in/on a boat - "Go sleep with the fishes." 
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3 years ago  ::  Jul 03, 2010 - 8:35PM #139
Inexorabledarkness
Date Joined: Jul 3, 2010
Posts: 1
"May the darkness smother your spirit....and the blood curdle in your very bones"

Necrotic attack

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3 years ago  ::  Jul 07, 2010 - 10:10AM #140
KeithMorgan
Date Joined: Mar 25, 2009
Posts: 13

"Hello, Puddin' "

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