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3 years ago  ::  Apr 12, 2010 - 5:08AM #41
MusicOfCreation
Date Joined: Jun 23, 2008
Posts: 1,583
I guess I'll add some of my favorite killing quotes(most of which will probably be from WoW)

-General
This is for the best
I've gone and made a mess
Time.... never enough time
Your soul will languish for eternity
I am the coming of the end!
Look at what you made me do
So foolish!
Who shall be next to taste my blades?!
Shhh... it will all be over soon
Close your eyes... Sleep...
Next time, bring more friends!
Forgive me!

-Warforged/Cyborg type character
Invasive lifeform no longer functional
Extermination successful
Threat neutralized
Target exterminated

-Undead/Revenant type character
It gets worse...
Death...really isn't so bad
The pain is only beginning!
Yes, you'll stay with us now
You will find no peace in death

And of course one of my favorite lines from Robocop(besides the nice guy one said by Clarence Boddiker)
"Goodnight sweet prince!"
Dark Sun DM starting October 18th 2010
Level 4 Tiefling Orbizard
Level 3 Tiefling Telepath Psion

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3 years ago  ::  Apr 12, 2010 - 5:52AM #42
VaultDweller
Date Joined: Aug 3, 2009
Posts: 1,379
Thanks folks, there have been some good suggestions here.
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 12, 2010 - 5:53AM #43
Breadley
Date Joined: Feb 20, 2010
Posts: 1,385

Apr 12, 2010 -- 2:05AM, KerenskySJ wrote:

Lines for a Paladin:
I shall spread the buttery justice of (Deity's name) over the toast of your iniquity.
The succulent jam of light shall sweeten the sourdough of your evil ways.
The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste.
The spatula of purity shall scramble the eggs of your malfeasance.
Props if you know where these are from



The Tick!

The Smithy Knew

He'd Lost His Groove

When Scalding Sparks

Left His Chin Too Smooth

Dwarvenshave
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 12, 2010 - 6:44AM #44
VaultDweller
Date Joined: Aug 3, 2009
Posts: 1,379

Apr 12, 2010 -- 5:53AM, Breadley wrote:

Apr 12, 2010 -- 2:05AM, KerenskySJ wrote:

Lines for a Paladin:
I shall spread the buttery justice of (Deity's name) over the toast of your iniquity.
The succulent jam of light shall sweeten the sourdough of your evil ways.
The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste.
The spatula of purity shall scramble the eggs of your malfeasance.
Props if you know where these are from



The Tick!



SPOOON!

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3 years ago  ::  Apr 12, 2010 - 12:48PM #45
MarkIV
Date Joined: Aug 17, 2008
Posts: 341

Apr 12, 2010 -- 6:44AM, VaultDweller wrote:

Apr 12, 2010 -- 5:53AM, Breadley wrote:

Apr 12, 2010 -- 2:05AM, KerenskySJ wrote:

Lines for a Paladin:
I shall spread the buttery justice of (Deity's name) over the toast of your iniquity.
The succulent jam of light shall sweeten the sourdough of your evil ways.
The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste.
The spatula of purity shall scramble the eggs of your malfeasance.
Props if you know where these are from



The Tick!



SPOOON!




Eh, Fork that.

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3 years ago  ::  Apr 12, 2010 - 12:49PM #46
saring
Date Joined: Oct 21, 2007
Posts: 176
You could go with:

"The Joker: How about a magic trick? 
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]   
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." The Dark Knight

or "I have something to say!  It's better to burn out than to fade away!" Highlander

or "The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you to do it, I want you  to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*"  The Dark Knight

or "Batman: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am."  The Dark Knight

or "Leave, or you will see your own hearts  beating on the ground in front of you."  Highlander
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 13, 2010 - 9:53AM #47
RainemakerNyc
Date Joined: Mar 22, 2004
Posts: 89
"Most people are forgotten shortly after they die, some are remembered  long after they are dead. You are among the very few who are forgotten  even while they are still alive."

"I would suggest you not give us an excuse to lose  our temper, or we may never find it again in your lifetime."

I LOVE THIS THREAD!  more!
"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! "
"The Medusan Lords' Gambit" - Discord - Level 15 Iron Soul Monk
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 13, 2010 - 10:06AM #48
chanter_hound
Date Joined: Aug 11, 2006
Posts: 2,008
"Thanks for the Candy"
I'd get along more with people if they didn't jump onto a hyberbole every single time you say something they don't understand.
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 13, 2010 - 11:11AM #49
Twisted9
Date Joined: Jul 19, 2009
Posts: 165
"[Insert Character Name] was here... hey, stop squirming!"

"What's ugly, green, and has two pieces of metal where his lungs should be? You!" (OOTS)

*Pulls out Fullblade* "Let's trim a little off the top."

"My golden rule is to do unto others before they do unto you."

"This throwing hammer is simply too heavy for me to carry around. Here, you have it."

(After stabbing an enemy in the chest) "You've got something on your shirt."

"FALCON...PUNCH"

"You aren't even worth an at-will power. Melee basic attack!"
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3 years ago  ::  Apr 13, 2010 - 11:43AM #50
MieoraBloodsong
Date Joined: Jan 14, 2010
Posts: 359
not really "Bad-ass" but when my bard kills things
 "You are supposed to be a challenge?  I think the dairy cow we passed a while back will put up a better fight."
"ooh look! Target practice!" (she has a bow)
Going out of your way to break the game and then complaining that it is broken is like beating a wall with a sledge hammer for an hour and then claiming its a bad wall.

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