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3 years ago ::
Apr 11, 2010 - 8:39AM
#31
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Date Joined:
Jun 14, 2006
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Thank you for using [your name] Delivery Service. I hope your journey to Hell will be swift. Have a nice day.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 11, 2010 - 9:49AM
#32
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Date Joined:
Feb 20, 2010
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(Magneto Style): "Goblins! Welcome... TO DIE!"
The Smithy Knew
He'd Lost His Groove
When Scalding Sparks
Left His Chin Too Smooth
Dwarvenshave
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3 years ago ::
Apr 11, 2010 - 1:52PM
#33
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Now young [insert race/class]...you..will...die (release force lightning)
You now have 20 seconds to comply....
Consider it a divorce! (killing a creature of opposite sex)
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3 years ago ::
Apr 11, 2010 - 5:19PM
#34
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Date Joined:
Feb 11, 2007
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"We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the very easy way. Your choice."
"When your life flashes before your eyes as you die, see if you can spot the bad decision that led you to me."
"Fortunately for you I never kill anyone who doesn't request it. Unfortunately for you I'm going to strike you with this hammer until you do."
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?" *pause for reply* "Not much of a last meal."
"My friends here have a wager on whether your body will fall forwards or backwards when you die." *draws a long blade* "I've got a large bet on 'both'."
(I employ zie/zie/zir as a gender-neutral counterpart to he/him/his. Just a heads-up.)
Essentials definitely isn't for me as a player, and I feel that its design and implementation bear serious flaws which fill me with concern for the future of D&D, but I've come to the conclusion that it isn't going to destroy the game that I want to play. Indeed, I think that I could probably run a game for players using Essentials characters without it being much of a problem at all. Time will tell, I suppose.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 11, 2010 - 7:10PM
#35
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Date Joined:
May 14, 2007
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Life's coin toss, friend. You lost.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 11, 2010 - 9:27PM
#36
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Date Joined:
Apr 11, 2010
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"Im going to wear your face as a mask."
"You sealed your doom the moment you dared raise a blade to your betters."
For my archer
"You want to know what the last thing going through your friends mine was? the head of my arrow!"
"The Raven Queen will judge you,Me I don't give a damn."
"Maybe in your next life you will be luckier"
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3 years ago ::
Apr 11, 2010 - 11:38PM
#37
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Date Joined:
Apr 16, 2009
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"I shall feed your flesh to carrion, and your eyes to the crows."
I presume the speaker is a necromancer whose zombies are hungry?
"The world does not work the way you have been taught it does. We are not real as such; we exist within The Story. Unfortunately for you, you have inherited a condition from your mother known as Primary Protagonist Syndrome, which means The Story is interested in you. It will find you, and if you are not ready for the narrative strands it will throw at you..." - from Footloose
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3 years ago ::
Apr 12, 2010 - 1:18AM
#38
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Date Joined:
Aug 17, 2008
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One shot one kill? Are you a rookie or just incompetent?
Ow, OWWWW It literally hurts to be this good!
Killing an older enemy:
Just expediting the process
Killing a younger enemy:
Be silent you yapping puppy.
Crazy Sonofa..:
Your blood, she calls to me, she begs for freedom... She begs for me to taste her.
No skill, no sense, no honor and now you've got no life. Pathetic.
For the OP:
Starting combat: I either kill insects, or ignore them. Unfortunately for you, you have my attention
General:
There is great joy in the spilling of blood
Tyrrany? Simply a word, used by the weak to justify their misery.
Behold my stylus(gesture at weapons). I shall write the word of Bane in your blood.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 12, 2010 - 2:05AM
#39
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Lines for a Paladin: I shall spread the buttery justice of (Deity's name) over the toast of your iniquity. The succulent jam of light shall sweeten the sourdough of your evil ways. The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste. The spatula of purity shall scramble the eggs of your malfeasance. Props if you know where these are from 
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3 years ago ::
Apr 12, 2010 - 4:55AM
#40
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Date Joined:
May 13, 2009
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Tell your god that Bane says 'your followers are weak'.
Epic Dungeon Master Want to give your players a kingdom of their own? I made a 4e rule system to make it happen! Your Kingdom awaits!Update 5th Sep 2011: Added a sample kingdom, as well as sample of play.
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