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"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."

"You will suffer me to pass."

"Challenge me?" then laugh.

"Come back when you know the business end of your weapon."

The first time you are hit, grin widely at them.
The second time grin wider.

"I just spent an afternoon dispatching devils, sending demons back to the abyss, and stopping a full scale war. Now what was it you wanted again?"

"I hunger!"

"I shall feed your flesh to carrion, and your eyes to the crows."

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. 

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness... for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with grrreat vengeance and fuuurious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

AND YOU WILL KNOW, MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!" 

"You called down the thunder, and now you've got it!"

"I'll be your huckleberry." (delivered with a strong southern drawl)

"You going to do something, or are you just going to stand there and bleed?"

"Surrender, or violence is liable to ensue."

"I will prove thy villainy upon thy body!  Have at you!"

"I will succeed in my appointed errand.  By main force if necessary."

"Though eternally rude war doth rage about us, I cannot but feel honored by this meeting."

"I have come long and far this day, and the path has been rife with obstacles.  Stand down now, for presently I shall become irritable."

"Thy scabrous face is an affront most grievous to all decent people."

"I am not left-handed."

"Your days of near-death experiences are over, friend."

"You can tell a great man by his mercy.  I'm just an alright sort of guy."

Some from movies/TV, some adapted from books, some I just made up.

"Send my love to the Raven Queen!"

Madness? this is (fill in name of country here)