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3 years ago ::
Jul 08, 2010 - 1:32AM
#141
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"I'm sorry, were you about to say something?"
Yeah. I did just kill your BBEG with a vorpal frisbee. Problem?
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3 years ago ::
Jul 08, 2010 - 1:48AM
#142
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Date Joined:
Jan 24, 2010
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"Will you shut up for a moment?" STAB "We were TRYING to discuss what to do with your loot."
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3 years ago ::
Jul 08, 2010 - 9:50AM
#143
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I had an assassin try to taunt me in my last battle. So I responded with "If you think making me angry will make me fight any less effectively, you're dead wrong". Turns out, I killed him on a crit the next turn.
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3 years ago ::
Jul 08, 2010 - 7:16PM
#144
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Date Joined:
Sep 28, 2009
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Mender, Warforged Artificer says...
Bite my shiny mithral a$$
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3 years ago ::
Jul 11, 2010 - 7:48AM
#145
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Date Joined:
Dec 19, 2009
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Do you prefer the quick death of the coward, or the long, slow torture of a brave man?
I've killed a lot of people. Don't take it personally.
There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362
Everyone needs a hobby. Let me guess... yours is failure?
Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned
I win. You die. Do you need any more lessons on inevitability?
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2 years ago ::
Dec 14, 2010 - 4:24PM
#146
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Here are some Pre Mortem One Liners from my own characters:
"When you see [name of previously killed enemy] in Hell, tell him/her [your character] sent you!"
"When you get to hell, I want you to tell the devil(s) exactly how you died. Because it's not going to be pretty."
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2 years ago ::
Dec 15, 2010 - 9:00AM
#147
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Date Joined:
Dec 14, 2010
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My party once had an argument about how to split up the loot of the enemies we were fighting while we were fighting them. The rogue and I were arguing over who would get the belt of the guy we were flanking. He decides to bet me for it by seeing who can kill the guy first:
Rogue: "Let's be fair about this."
Me: "What did you have in mind?"
Rogue: "Whoever kills him first gets the belt."
Me: "Deal."
Right then it was my turn, I rolled a crit, and decapitated him.
The line between actually very serious and actually very funny is actually very thin.
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2 years ago ::
Dec 15, 2010 - 11:57AM
#148
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Date Joined:
Sep 23, 2007
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"Demanded by... and delivered to!"
"you guys get the one on the right, i'll get everyone else"
"When you die i'll piss on your grave so it might grow some weeds"
"THIS... IS.... (whatever the hell your point is)!!!" ( this is sparta variant)
"I don't wanna kill you there's no fun in it. But until we get there, that is where the true fun lies"
"MIGHTY GODS OF THE HEAVENS! Go screw yourselves! I'll do it my way"
"Push me. Shove you"
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2 years ago ::
Dec 16, 2010 - 2:49PM
#149
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Date Joined:
Dec 15, 2010
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Well, if he's fighting other fighters, he could always say; "I don't have time for ametuers." Don't know how well I spelled that but whatever.
Personally I'm quite fond of the following three;
"There is no spoon, only a knife."
"All your base are dead."
"Allow me to teach you how to use a blade the proper way..."
I'm still looking for a good one for my charecter :P
 Please click on the egg! You wouldn't want the poor soul to ~DIE~, would you? 
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2 years ago ::
Dec 18, 2010 - 3:51PM
#150
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Right after getting hit with a fire attack: "Just letting you know... IF WE BURN, YOU BURN WITH US!!!" (Yes I have Hunger Games on the brain 
You have about as much charm as a dead slug. - Haymitch  You don't make footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time? I'm an eladrin feylock Special from Disrict 4 who goes to Hogwarts during the school year, Camp Half-Blood in the summer, and takes lightsaber classes on the side. Are you jealous yet?
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