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4 years ago ::
Jun 28, 2009 - 2:09AM
#41
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Date Joined:
Nov 26, 2005
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74. The Loremaster's Dictionary - Whenever you're looking up a word, this dictionary automatically flips to the word you're looking for.
I have a character that would like to purchase this post haste!
75. Ioun Stone of Late Warning - This stone will yell out warnings for attacks seconds after they happen. "You probably should have ducked against that magic missile!"
I am amused and will abuse my GM until he lets me purchase this as a gag gift for our psionic character.
Current Party (3.5, 1st Level, Bards)
The Drummer - Mouthy human stoner who isn't allowed to carry our money.
The Lutist - Gnome willing to get freaky with wealthy orcs if it means a +2 to his Gather Info.
The Bass Lutist - Token dwarf.
The Lead Singer - Always taking one for the team...and sometimes just for fun.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 28, 2009 - 11:46AM
#42
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Here's some more useless Ioun Stones:
77. Ioun Stone of Encouragment - This Ioun Stones says "good job!" whenever you hit the enemy and "better luck next time!" whenever you don't. This will likely annoy some of your other party members.
78. Ioun Stone of Gourmet Cooking - This Ioun Stones glows bright red whenever you are within 100 feet of gourmet food. It also lowers your spot checks to notice the price of these foods.
79. Ioun Stone of Glowing - This Ioun Stone works like the Ioun Stone of Gourmet Cooking, except it glows whenever it wants to, without purpouse or pattern.
80. Ioun Stone of Jealousy - When you equip this Ioun Stone, everyone in your party becomes jealous of your new shiny Ioun Stone.
Resident generic resident.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 28, 2009 - 10:33PM
#43
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Date Joined:
Mar 19, 2007
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81) Tenser's Floating Saucer - This artifact may be found in an old, ruined city. It appears to be a handmade saucer and cup, made of simple clay. Strangely enough, such a simple item is magical.
Closer inspection reveals an arcane mark on the saucer, identifying it as belonging to a "Michael Tenser." After stroking the saucer along the edge, it will levitate and follow you around for several hours. The saucer can hold up to two pounds, but sinks to the floor with any more weight.
82) Bookmark of Return - This bookmark allows you to open a book to the designated page as a free action, after which the bookmark vanishes. If the book is closed, the bookmark reappears in the same location. Otherwise, it takes a minor action to summon the bookmark, and another minor action to reset it.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 29, 2009 - 8:21PM
#44
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Date Joined:
Mar 12, 2009
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Stopwatch of expert timing - This stopwatch is made of bronze and inlaid with silver filigree. It always shows the precise time of day wherever it is in the world, and never needs winding or setting. it has two alarms that can be set.
Stopwatch of motivated punctuality - this watch works the same as the one above, only instead of showing the current time, it is precisely seven minutes and thirty five seconds fast. The clockmaker designed it for people who are habitually late to appointments
Crown of fools - this wooden crown is painted gold and set with glass gems. when worn it causes the wearer to speak and act idiotically, with a -5 penalty to intelligence. at the same time, however, it raises their charisma by 5, turning them into the ultimate class clown.
Pudding of friendship - There is a small metal box with no ornamentation. inside the box is a small puddle of goo that is imbued with sentience. when the box is opened, the goo forms into a blob with an indistinct face and declares that the opener of the box is its new best friend. if let out of the box, it will roll after the opener wherever they go, calling up short poems and ditties about their new friendship. If kept in the box, it goes back to sleep until it is released again, whereupon it restates its vow of friendship to the new opener.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 29, 2009 - 9:15PM
#45
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Date Joined:
Mar 19, 2007
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Stopwatch of motivated punctuality - this watch works the same as the one above, only instead of showing the current time, it is precisely seven minutes and thirty five seconds fast. The clockmaker designed it for people who are habitually late to appointments
Pudding of friendship -
Fun fact: I keep my watch set 5 min fast, so I'm rarely late. I know my watch is fast, but it still works. 
That was weird and random. 
41) Snake Box - This is a medium sized, unadorned wooden box, with handles on either end for carrying. The box looks entirely ordinary. Anything within this box is invisible, so the box always appears to be empty. You have to feel around to find things, or stick your head in to see. The box is big enough for a single medium sized character to hide in.
Finally went back and edited in #41. I saw number 42 was coming up, and I couldn't let that pass. :P
87) Predator Mask - This mask makes you look scary and lets you see invisible creatures and enemies. The catch is that you can only see enemies of a particular type, and it takes a minor action to change the type of enemy you have it set for. Anything besides the chosen enemy is fuzzy and indistinct, obscured by a heavy pallet of tinted coloring.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2009 - 2:13AM
#46
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Date Joined:
Nov 26, 2005
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Fun fact: I keep my watch set 5 min fast, so I'm rarely late. I know my watch is fast, but it still works.
Funny; me too except for some reason I do 7 minutes fast, especially in my car. The husband hates it!
88) A deck of cards that have scantily clad chorus girls painted on the back sides; they wink, kick their legs, blow kisses, and generally try to visually distract anyone who is looking at the backs of the cards, though they do not make noise. These are often banned from serious card games.
Current Party (3.5, 1st Level, Bards)
The Drummer - Mouthy human stoner who isn't allowed to carry our money.
The Lutist - Gnome willing to get freaky with wealthy orcs if it means a +2 to his Gather Info.
The Bass Lutist - Token dwarf.
The Lead Singer - Always taking one for the team...and sometimes just for fun.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2009 - 2:19AM
#47
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Date Joined:
Mar 23, 2009
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89) Ring of Motivation - Used as a means to prevent theft, this ring burns the wearer's finger anytime he/she begins using any sort of thieving skill.
90) Miniature Goat - Ready, Aim, Fire! This goat zooms to the target with incredible accuracy and hits the target where it counts!
91) Tarrasque Saddle - Ride the greatest beast in DnD! *Tarrasque sold seperately.
92) Ten-Foot-Pole - For everything you're too afraid to touch.
93) Phallic Genie Lamp - Just one quick rub is all it takes.
Resident Basement Dwelling Freak of Dice
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4 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2009 - 2:57AM
#48
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Date Joined:
Apr 23, 2005
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94) Unreliable Gem of Omniscience - This gem has the ability to see everywhere in the world and even deep into the past and far into the future. It contains all knowledge exatly 50% of the time. You may ask it any either/or question and, assuming either of the answers is correct, it will give you the corret answer exatly 50% of the time! However, if neither answer is correct then it will just give you a random answer. This gem also only works so long as the holder REALLY believes in it.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2009 - 7:44AM
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95. 20 foot pole - For everything you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
Resident generic resident.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2009 - 11:14PM
#50
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Date Joined:
Mar 23, 2009
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96) Tightrope of Betrayal - This tightrope is haunted by the great tightrope walker Jaques Du'li'pon. Though the rope will never snap, it has been known to waver and buckle once the walker gets mid-rope.
97) Vial of Puppy Urine - Used by the greatest of thieves that want to avoid guard dogs.
98) Tent of Insecurity - Afraid of having your significant other running out of the tent during the wee hours of the night? Fear not, the Tent of Insecurity will lock down tight, preventing anyone from exiting through its flaps. Disclaimer: Be careful not to puncture tent, as it is made of delicate fabric.
99) Swamproot Weed - Won the Halfling's Choice Awards as the best weed in the realms!
Hope number 100 is a good one.
Resident Basement Dwelling Freak of Dice
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