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5 years ago ::
Jul 20, 2008 - 10:45PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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Of course, I wanted to start a 1001 thread, and I have the perfect thing from my Eberron campaign to start this one off:
1.Harrow, a 6th level karnathi soulknife that was exploring Xendrix said "The Inspired can dere-lick my balls."
I swear to The Powers That Be. We were playing D&D late at night and discussing Zoolander, which I had recently seen, and he said that (one of the party's main enemies is an Inspired).
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5 years ago ::
Jul 21, 2008 - 6:36AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 29, 2008
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1st, I like your sig.
"3.5 is adequate" basically says it all to me.
and now...
2. My players decide that its a great idea to hide the final component to a world-ending ritual in a hole in the woods, rather than enter the dungeon and battle the antagonist. The moral: Don't go out of your way to **** off a dungeon full of bad guys that you could have fought room by room.
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5 years ago ::
Jul 21, 2008 - 7:38AM
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Date Joined:
May 29, 2008
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3. My 7th level Elf archer decided to put his bow arm into the mysterious liquid. I no longer had enough hands to use a bow.
www.youtube.com/user/TheBoj0 Watch me battle pogeymanz
So according to all those online things, I'm an Artifact, lv 2 Zombie with stats of 3.14, googleplex, and purple, and my personality type is LMNO. Also, I am always the comic relief character of that stupid anime you like. That sounds pretty close...
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5 years ago ::
Jul 22, 2008 - 11:38AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 30, 2006
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4. Lure a Dragon into the air to fight him (and if i had cast freedom of movement on myself we would have won)
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5 years ago ::
Jul 22, 2008 - 1:38PM
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Date Joined:
Nov 22, 2007
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5) While in a flying city I had a character pull "The big Red switch" Even after reading the warning and breaking off the lock.
Brave Knights of W.T.F. Gryphon Helm Winner.
Edition wars kill players, this will kill Dungeons and Dragons.
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5 years ago ::
Jul 22, 2008 - 3:02PM
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Date Joined:
Jul 20, 2008
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6) A PC walks into razor wire, gets back up and walks into it again... twice
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5 years ago ::
Jul 22, 2008 - 3:19PM
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Date Joined:
Aug 24, 2007
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7) Another player in the group had a Cleric to Pelor. As we searched the dungeon and found many (and I mean many) skeletons as normal dungeon dressing he would run up and scream "lookout undead" and beat the obviously not undead remains to dust. 10 or so skeletons later we ran into a ghost and when his first attack missed (due to the miss chance) he ran from the dungeon and back to town...the two days back to town. He even stated a number of times, I run back to town...even after the DM clearly stated that the rest of the group was not following...
That character (and player) where not around much longer after that...
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5 years ago ::
Jul 22, 2008 - 3:29PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 28, 2007
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8) The knight kept falling into the spike pit over and over, after talking OOC about a movie with a village idoit that fell into a spike pit.
9) Barfight + Fireplace + Dwarven Vodka = Big boom and 3 of the party at -9 hp.
Resident Piggles Zombie piggy is eatin' your sigs om nom nom (>*o*)> MTG Card
Show
Front:
PigKnight, One Line Poster (3W)
Legendary Creature - Boar Knight
Vigilance
When this creature dies, return him to play and transform him.
(2/3)
>(5/3)<
Back:
(Black)ZombiePiggles, Eater of Tomato Sauce
Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Zombie
Trample, Intimidate
B: Regenerate this creature.
When this creature is the target of a white spell, transform this creature.
(5/3)
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5 years ago ::
Jul 22, 2008 - 3:44PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 17, 2004
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I was DMing a DnD version of Lord of the Rings back when Return of the King came out on dvd.
10. One of the players who had never read the books, thought that Tom Bombadill was Saruman, and attacked him.
Needless to say it didnt work out to well.
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5 years ago ::
Jul 22, 2008 - 5:28PM
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Date Joined:
Sep 28, 2007
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^ 
Resident Piggles Zombie piggy is eatin' your sigs om nom nom (>*o*)> MTG Card
Show
Front:
PigKnight, One Line Poster (3W)
Legendary Creature - Boar Knight
Vigilance
When this creature dies, return him to play and transform him.
(2/3)
>(5/3)<
Back:
(Black)ZombiePiggles, Eater of Tomato Sauce
Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Zombie
Trample, Intimidate
B: Regenerate this creature.
When this creature is the target of a white spell, transform this creature.
(5/3)
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