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1 year ago ::
Feb 28, 2012 - 4:42AM
#691
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pastebin.com/ or just the spoiler blocks. I dunno what to use now that megaupload is gone
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1 year ago ::
Feb 28, 2012 - 5:53AM
#692
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well, i suppose ill just use sblocks, if some one could specifically show me the coding for spoiler blocks that would be cool.
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1 year ago ::
Feb 28, 2012 - 6:50AM
#693
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Feb 22, 2012
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well, i suppose ill just use sblocks, if some one could specifically show me the coding for spoiler blocks that would be cool.
[ spoiler] [ /spoiler] Without leaveing a space between [ & the S.
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Test test spoiler rawr
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1 year ago ::
Mar 07, 2012 - 3:14PM
#694
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1617: Never ever, under any circumstances, put on a ring you just found on the ground.
1618: Shoot first, ask questions later.
1618 (b): Unless there are witnesses.
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12 months ago ::
Jun 19, 2012 - 10:35AM
#695
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1619: A bag of flour is rediculously inexpensive, inconspicuous, and makes for a fantastic improvised incindiary cloud... just add open flame for the boom.
1620: Never underestimate the value of a well placed handful of marbles.
Never trust a DM who gleefully keeps a record of PC deaths.
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12 months ago ::
Jun 28, 2012 - 11:27AM
#696
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1621: If you are a mage, Operation Human Shield is imparative. Paladins have armor, make them use it.
1622: Sometimes throwing a scorching burst into a room and closing the door is the answer, depsite what LG people might say....
1623: When you suspect you are walking into a trap, send the LG Paladin in first...a) he can't refuse if you bluff him into thinking there is evil b) generally his defenses are good enough that he shouldn't die...but if he does, at least it was him, not you.
1624: The King in Braveheart knew tactics, copy him...if your tank is surrounded by lots of mobs, and they are all bunched together, targetting him with a fireball (while it may kill him) will kill most of those mobs...
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10 months ago ::
Aug 19, 2012 - 1:01AM
#697
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Aug 18, 2012
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1625: don't waste booze. Become a bottlemaster like me and score critical hits with winebottles.
1626: if dm decides to protect a character, these characters are great trap trippers
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9 months ago ::
Sep 02, 2012 - 4:46PM
#698
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1627. Loaded crossbows save lives.
We summoned a devil once. All we used was the D&D books, too. It was pretty kwazy.
God of Arrested Development and Intelligence 
Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander
Pie-Cooling-On-A-Windowsill of the House of Trolls
In the morning HK'll be sober but you'll still be a meatbag.
I know I misspell "Danke" in my posts. It's an inside joke.
"Ten cents gets you nuts." -George Michael
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''Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.''
—Bill Clinton
You are not a moral man. There are not enough middle fingers in the world for you.
Why do I get a silly PG-13 man giggle going everytime I see Fist Of The Forest ?
I heard samsung is making shoes that are making you run faster too.
Liar. Hipsters don't run. It's too mainstream.
Actually, Santa just didn't like you. However, you weren't on the Naughty List, so he had to give you something "better" than coal.
I'd take coal. Heating your house is expesive, and engery cost arn't going down.
Mabey if i beat enough homeless people, i won't have to be cold this year. 
"Heroes"...I wish I had those. I remember in my first-ever campaign one PC went around shootin all the unconscious baddies in the head to gain Dark Side Points...
Whaaaaaat?!??
Wow...way to waste perfectly good potential slaves.
Er...no wait I mean..uh...something not evil!
(Quotes screwed up on the next one, won't give the poster's name. It's in the Best Lines thread on the D&D forum)
First, an experience from a game I played in a few years back. Our DM didn't like 3.5 as a whole but liked parts of it. So he hands us a big ass rules packet for his modified FR campaign, complete with quotes from important NPC's on the front. I can't remember most of the HRs, just that some how gods like Cyric and Bhaal existed at the same time, despite the obvious problems there. In the end the game became a problem more because of the railroading than the HRs, but it ended with this classic line, after our ranger tried to disarm the strange woman following us WITH HIS BOW: DM: You just killed (insert random noble sounding name here) JP: Was she important? Jack: Dude, she's quoted on the front of the rules packet!
"Why in the wide,wide, world of all things irrational would I help you?
-Daniel Jackson
"Fun will now commence."
-Seven of Nine
"Excellent."
-Mr. Burns.
Whey is a crotch.
Cut the last encounter on your way out after dealing with the Darth. He's the BBEG. Treat him as such. Play up that Darth Revan is THAT much of a badarse. When the shuttle landed, I had no less than 13 JEDI MASTERS step off the shuttle. The PCs were slack-jawed. After the meetup with Bastila (as she's carrying Revan's body), only TWO jedi masters remained with her. Let me tell you, the player whining about not getting to fight Revan himself shut up pretty quickly when he saw that. 
There's so much you can do with insanity, especially when it has alot of resources.
1. Cleric cast protection from fire on Tank.
2. Tank goes in and get surrounded by enemies.
3. Wizard cast fireball and blows them up.
4. ???
5. Profit
I go by the saying," If it ain't friendly fire then it's not working."
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas.
(ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
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9 months ago ::
Sep 08, 2012 - 4:35PM
#699
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1628. If you ever find yourself without a tank, never ever put the cleric in front to tank just cause he has the most hp. You'll only end up losing your rogue(Based on a true story. Needless to say the rogue's next pc became a fighter XD) 1629. If you happen to pick up a duck in a dungeon, PUT IT DOWN! Doesn't matter if it's worth 1000gp and dissapears when put on the ground or a shelf/counter, if it draws every ranged attack made to your party to you, unless you a tank or have hitpoints to spare, just put it down. Story behind it: my players found a golden duck worth 1000gp. The warlock greedy as he is picked it up. Now every form of ranged attack made by enemies is automaticly drawn towards him. And since he's greedy, he doesn't want to drop it. So far any attempt to talk him into dropping it by the party has failed. 163. If you have something in your head, think real hard about wether it will make life harder for you and the party or not. If the awnser is yes: just for the love of Bahamuth keep your mouth shut. Your DM will hear you and (s)he will implement it. Cause of this my players are their worst enemy. Nearly every encounter someone runs their mouth and gives me more deadly ideas. It's like they want to die. 1525. During character creation, make sure you won't be AC-incompetent. No matter how sneaky you (think you) are, something or other WILL show up at close range with a plain old weapon and use it on you. Or an archer will get the drop on you. These new high-damage-expression monsters HURT !
1525 supplemental: If you make a warlock, remember that they can use any armor up to chainmail. Not just the plain old cloth armor. This means you generally have a better chance surviving.
1526: Even if you are, in fact, the party's Defender, it is never a good idea to draw the attention from every single enemy. The more enemies attacking you, the greater the chance that each one crits.
1527: During the BBEG's extensive monologue, always look around in his lair. Who knows, he might actually be keeping his only weakness inside his lair, just waiting for you to use it against him.
call me crazy. but in 4thE, aren't the only armour types warlocks can use cloth and leather and not chainmail?
1476: If there's a wizard who wants you to get him some dragon scales, kill him. We had this happen in our first campaign. We met a wizard who wanted us to get him some dragon scales, which we saw nothing wrong with, seeing as how a single wizard can't beat a dragon alone. Especially not if the wizard is a decrepit old man too. So we got him the scales over the next many levels. Then in level 21, when we had just reached Epic Tier, the wizard turned against us and wiped the floor with our toasted corpses. I'm starting to have second thoughts when old men ask for some scales.
But what if not only the wizard of your party but also the cleric of your party want's dragon scales?
"Into the heart of battle, I shall walk
In the eye of the storm, I will stand
Onto the end of the earth, I shall hunt
In defence of others, I shall fight
For honour and glory, I will live
And for justice, I would die"
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9 months ago ::
Sep 11, 2012 - 5:48PM
#700
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1631. Take Superior Will, and take it early.
1632. Nolzur's Marvelous Pigments
My monday night wouldn't be half as cool if DnD didn't exist.
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