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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 12:41PM #51
Ptenk
Date Joined: Sep 29, 2008
Posts: 38

Quijonsith wrote:

I wish I were Bahamut.


Congratulations! You are know a mighty dragon god! atleast until Tiamat comes to tear you limb from limb. Unfamiliar with your new found powers, she easily destroys you, feeding the remains to her dragon children.

I wish that i had three more wishes, all of which have no chance to negatively impact me, directly or indirectly.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 2:42PM #52
tigereye504
Date Joined: Jul 21, 2009
Posts: 183

mellored wrote:

I wish upon a star.


Granted. It falls as a shooting star and crushes you.

I wish for a +7 vorpal Greatsword that is not cursed, is not inteligent, and that when this wish is granted nothing... unpleasent happens to me as a result.:P

GENERATION 13: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. social experiment.
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 2:44PM #53
tigereye504
Date Joined: Jul 21, 2009
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Ptenk wrote:

Congratulations! You are know a mighty dragon god! atleast until Tiamat comes to tear you limb from limb. Unfamiliar with your new found powers, she easily destroys you, feeding the remains to her dragon children.

I wish that i had three more wishes, all of which have no chance to negatively impact me, directly or indirectly.


Im sorry, but if you watch Aladen you will notice that one of the rules of wishing is that you cannot wish for more wishes. your wish is NOT granted and is spent never the less.

GENERATION 13: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. social experiment.
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 4:07PM #54
Skyhoof
Date Joined: Nov 2, 2008
Posts: 334

tigereye504 wrote:

Granted. It falls as a shooting star and crushes you.

I wish for a +7 vorpal Greatsword that is not cursed, is not inteligent, and that when this wish is granted nothing... unpleasent happens to me as a result.:P


Granted, but the concept of 'unpleasant' is decided by a beholder whose brother you've recently killed.

I wish for this to be Sparta.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 4:08PM #55
surfarcher
Date Joined: Jul 11, 2009
Posts: 93

Ptenk wrote:

Congratulations! You are know a mighty dragon god! atleast until Tiamat comes to tear you limb from limb. Unfamiliar with your new found powers, she easily destroys you, feeding the remains to her dragon children.

I wish that i had three more wishes, all of which have no chance to negatively impact me, directly or indirectly.


Granted! However wish mechanics demand that a wish can can only grant one more wish. You spend the rest of eternity wishing for one more wish.

I wish it was Friday night...

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 6:16PM #56
TheSeventhStooge
Date Joined: Mar 11, 2007
Posts: 304

surfarcher wrote:

Granted! However wish mechanics demand that a wish can can only grant one more wish. You spend the rest of eternity wishing for one more wish.

I wish it was Friday night...


Granted! It is now Friday night in July of 1812...BC

I wish that this annoying itch would just go away...

TheSeventhStooge...

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 6:26PM #57
surfarcher
Date Joined: Jul 11, 2009
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Granted! Unfortunately the surgeon is forced to remove the effected... Organ. Your frends now call you "Mr Neuter".

I wish I had a pint of nice cold beer.
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 7:06PM #58
DiLune
Date Joined: Nov 30, 2002
Posts: 493
Granted. It is encased in solid ice and stored in a White Dragon's lair. Unfortunately, the Dragon isn't friendly to you.

I wish Jericho were getting a new season.
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 7:20PM #59
Ptenk
Date Joined: Sep 29, 2008
Posts: 38

DiLune wrote:

Granted. It is encased in solid ice and stored in a White Dragon's lair. Unfortunately, the Dragon isn't friendly to you.

I wish Jericho were getting a new season.


Done! Unfortunatly, the season sucked so badly that your eyes start to bleed endlessly. You want to look away, but you just cant The rest of your life is spent in endless torment, watching this horrid display of eternal suckyness.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 7:56PM #60
Quijonsith
Date Joined: Oct 2, 2007
Posts: 33
a fish a fish a fish you was, but the fish you was was a blow fish. you are subsequently caught, cut up, and eatin. turns out you were cut wrong and the person who ate you died. also turns out the person who ate you was the person you love most.

I wish Chuck Norris could count to infinity.
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