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4 years ago ::
May 14, 2009 - 7:32PM
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Date Joined:
Feb 10, 2007
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1. You know we're only level 2 right?
2. I move up first!
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4 years ago ::
May 14, 2009 - 8:04PM
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Date Joined:
May 28, 2006
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3 I hate you! (said while smiling) 4 Whoa.... 5 Want to play now? Please! 6 I love playing DnD! 7 I'm going to....
8 I like role playing more.
9 Can we play DnD now?
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4 years ago ::
May 14, 2009 - 8:12PM
#3
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Date Joined:
Feb 18, 2004
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11. When did you find the time to come up with this?
12. Don't give the DM ideas. (to another player)
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4 years ago ::
May 14, 2009 - 8:15PM
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13.) Natural 20! Sweet! 14.)
15.) Laughter
16.) Holy ****!
17.) Is that...what I think it is?
My D&D Next Philosophy: In this age of user created content, Wizards needs to take a step toward embracing that. Modularity is certainly a start, but the best possible way for Wizards to encourage homebrew is to strip the mechanics of flavor, and to ensure that they are as balanced as possible. Players today should be able to start with a concept and build that character. They should not have to force it into narrowly-defined classes that restrict the ability to play the character you want.
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4 years ago ::
May 14, 2009 - 10:54PM
#5
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Date Joined:
Feb 25, 2008
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"I think our party should continue on the main quest."
As if
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4 years ago ::
May 15, 2009 - 5:17AM
#6
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- Biohazard Barbie, on sale now!
Date Joined:
Sep 15, 2005
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19. "Oh god! when will this torment end?"
The Citadel Megadungeon: http://yellowdingosappendix.blogspot.com.au/2012/08/the-citadel-mega-dungeon-now-with-room.html
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4 years ago ::
May 15, 2009 - 6:13AM
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Date Joined:
Feb 22, 2009
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20. "I ."
I.E. (Perception check in a room full of magical wall runes, rolls a 1) "I think some of the runes look like bunnies."
21. "No way. We can't stop now. I have to know what's next." (I get this at least 3 times a week. They make me stay up way too late! :P)
22. (looking at encounter) "We're going to die. I know it. Auto TPK, guys, Nate hates us!" (also about three times a week  )
23. "Holy *#$%.... We survived! I roll to not crap my pants."
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4 years ago ::
May 15, 2009 - 6:24AM
#8
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24. "He doesn't need your help!!" (said by the players when another player points out something the DM missed..)
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4 years ago ::
May 15, 2009 - 6:41AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 13, 2008
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25. Did anyone sanctify those remains we dug up last night?
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4 years ago ::
May 15, 2009 - 7:50AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 15, 2009
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Player: (on a nat. 1 on a heal check, to see if an arrow lodged in another player's back is poisoned) Yep, that's an arrow.
Shaman: "Why doesn't the squirrel shoot the wizard?"
DM: "Because the last squirrel who tried to shoot the wizard missed, then was pulled out of his tree and incinerated."
Wizard: "He has a point."
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