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4 years ago  ::  Jul 13, 2009 - 1:44PM #2561
SlyJay
Date Joined: Jan 8, 2009
Posts: 73

FlashbackJon wrote:

Granted, but he can still sign on to the forums and post.

I wish I could control spiders with my mind.


Granted - sadly, someone has replaced your mind with Folgers Crystals to see if anyone notices. No one does.

I wish we were all out of wishes.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 13, 2009 - 3:38PM #2562
CorvusDrake
Date Joined: Jun 16, 2009
Posts: 337

SlyJay wrote:

Granted - sadly, someone has replaced your mind with Folgers Crystals to see if anyone notices. No one does.

I wish we were all out of wishes.


Granted, but it's accomplished by the very last person wishing for everyone to have wishes once the wish resolves itself.

Since Orenthes decided to wish for something to happen to me that is both appalling to think of and nigh impossible, I'll wish the same for Orenthes.

I wish Orenthes could ever know the love of a woman.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 13, 2009 - 4:38PM #2563
PuppyPounder
Date Joined: Jun 24, 2009
Posts: 210

CorvusDrake wrote:

Granted, but it's accomplished by the very last person wishing for everyone to have wishes once the wish resolves itself.

Since Orenthes decided to wish for something to happen to me that is both appalling to think of and nigh impossible, I'll wish the same for Orenthes.

I wish Orenthes could ever know the love of a woman.


Granted. He ever knows the love of a woman. :P

I wish that id idnt' maek soo maney tiyopos.!.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 13, 2009 - 7:20PM #2564
TheLorekeeper
Date Joined: Apr 21, 2009
Posts: 193
Granted, your ducks teach you to be grammatically correct, and every laughs at you for being a grammer freak.

I wish I had a friendly little companion from the MM series to follow me around.

What monster?
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 13, 2009 - 7:23PM #2565
PuppyPounder
Date Joined: Jun 24, 2009
Posts: 210

TheLorekeeper wrote:

Granted, your ducks teach you to be grammatically correct, and every laughs at you for being a grammer freak.

I wish I had a friendly little companion from the MM series to follow me around.

What monster?


It's an Imp. It follows you around and reports when your vulnerable so Horned Devils can swoop in and kill you.

I wish I was an ArchDevil. (This one is easy to corrupt)

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 14, 2009 - 9:34AM #2566
matthewstryker
Date Joined: Dec 16, 2008
Posts: 536

PuppyPounder wrote:

I wish I was an ArchDevil. (This one is easy to corrupt)


Granted. You become an ArchDevil. You stand around by McDonalds' golden arches all day long trading Big Macs for peoples' souls. At first you think this isn't what you wanted, but you learn to love it.

I wish they'd release a campaign guide for Ravenloft in 4e.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 14, 2009 - 10:46AM #2567
Prator_The_Golden
Date Joined: Oct 17, 2007
Posts: 140
Granted. You have all the materials for making a Ravenloft 4e campaign. And now you just can't stop. The voice of Strahd resonates in your mind, urging you to make adventure after adventure after adventure, crossing time and editions in search of ever-more-elaborate games. You will never leave Ravenloft.

I wish for an actual Rod of Wonder.
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 14, 2009 - 5:57PM #2568
Kaldair
Date Joined: Oct 19, 2006
Posts: 417

Prator_The_Golden wrote:

I wish for an actual Rod of Wonder.


Granted. You press the button and are shrunk to 6 inches tall, and stepped on as the person next to you comes to pick up the still full sized rod.

I wish I was that person.

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 14, 2009 - 6:52PM #2569
davethebrave371
Date Joined: Feb 15, 2003
Posts: 816
Granted, but a bored demon lord wants it, and sends an army of demons to take it from you.

I wish ORC_Sinister made a wish to keep the chain going! :D
Yours,
Dave the Brave
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 14, 2009 - 6:55PM #2570
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